I am confused about the tie knot, shirt collar and lapels of the coat.
The tie knot somehow screams micro penis to me..more so because of the shirt collar. I'm thinking very overweight gentleman whose gut overhangs and obscures what looks to be undersized but in reality is probably normal, junk. I know you're supposed to be this very refined, opinionated gent here who gets a lot of respect, but these are my thoughts upon viewing the photo and I'm probably wrong.
Evidently the waitstaff at Brown's thought similarly, so perhaps you are onto something.