I am laughing a bit at the thought of a Jewish hillbilly. Would such a person be able to say, "squeal like a pig!"?
Oh, we're out there - it's not all professional school and the Elders of Zion.
In my case, the jewish half of the family is from Waycross, GA. Waycross! My very religious grandfather taught me a little known ancient dietary law, found in the footnotes of the Talmud: If you cut the feet of a pig, pickle them, and sell them at a gas station, it renders the pig kosher. True story.