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That sweater is sweeeeeeet.
That sparks a memory, if you'll pardon the pun... I was once on duty in the ER, and someone came in with a cap busted in their ass. No, I mean that literally. They had (several) deodorant can caps shoved right up in there, couldn't get them out, left them there for days(!) and then started to get some pretty serious constipation. Not my patient, thankfully. From memory, forceps failed as he was spasming, so he got passed to the surgeons to remove them under anaesthesia... the things people do for kicks...
On to hopefully more pleasant (if less amusing) matters: