Wow that's bad.
It's even worse than the first ties I posted on SF...and that's saying something
I believe I won that coveted status some time ago with a retina-blazing yellow large paisley. I sold it a while back to someone here and I think I described it as the ugliest tie ever seen; can't remember who bought it.
My thanks to Spoo for sourcing the wonderfully soft Johnstons scarf visible in today's fit: