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post #1 of 292
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Alright ladies and gents. List em. This will be a boring thread if you just say he/she must be hot etc. The trick is to list dealbreakers that would prevent you from getting into a LTR after such person has met your attractiveness threshold. Also, ONS and short term flings dont count because we as men know we will chuck every dealbreaker out the door if it's just a short term thing.

I will start:

Busted Feet: Sorry but I cannot get into a relationship w a girl if she has ugly feet. I dont know what it is; I dont even have a foot fetish but my girls feet must be cute and preferable pristine.

Smokers: Cant' do it. A cigarette with a drink here and there is fine, but some one who SMOKES on the reg I cannot hang with for an LTR.

Doesn't dance or wont even learn to dance. DO NOT WANT.

Deep masculine Darth Vader Voice.

Will not explore new foods with me. I am an omnivore who lives in the Bay Area. I pretty much eat everything and one of the great enjoyments of my life is to try new types of foods. I cannot date a girl who only eats "Italian" or "Chinese".

Hates Oral. Nuff said.
post #2 of 292
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Originally Posted by juliank View Post
Alright ladies and gents. List em. This will be a boring thread if you just say he/she must be hot etc. The trick is to list dealbreakers that would prevent you from getting into a LTR after such person has met your attractiveness threshold. Also, ONS and short term flings dont count because we as men know we will chuck every dealbreaker out the door if it's just a short term thing.

I will start:

Busted Feet: Sorry but I cannot get into a relationship w a girl if she has ugly feet. I dont know what it is; I dont even have a foot fetish but my girls feet must be cute and preferable pristine.

Smokers: Cant' do it. A cigarette with a drink here and there is fine, but some one who SMOKES on the reg I cannot hang with for an LTR.

Doesn't dance or wont even learn to dance. DO NOT WANT.

Deep masculine Darth Vader Voice.

Will not explore new foods with me. I am an omnivore who lives in the Bay Area. I pretty much eat everything and one of the great enjoyments of my life is to try new types of foods. I cannot date a girl who only eats "Italian" or "Chinese".

Hates Oral. Nuff said.

A penis.
post #3 of 292
If it isn't her.



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post #4 of 292
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Originally Posted by juliank View Post
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Smokers: Cant' do it. A cigarette with a drink here and there is fine, but some one who SMOKES on the reg I cannot hang with for an LTR.

Doesn't dance or wont even learn to dance. DO NOT WANT.


Smokers are ugggghh. I can be nursing a semi or even a full one, but as soon as I see a ciggie or smell smoke, my python goes into hiding.

If you mean refusing to dance, then yeah. But girls who can't dance but try to dance in a completely dorky way are hella cute imo.
post #5 of 292
If her idea of good music involves anything with autotune, it's probably not going to work well.

Also drug consumption. That's my dirty little secret. I don't share that with women.
post #6 of 292
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Smokers are ugggghh. I can be nursing a semi or even a full one, but as soon as I see a ciggie or smell smoke, my python goes into hiding.

If you mean refusing to dance, then yeah. But girls who can't dance but try to dance in a completely dorky way are hella cute imo.

Smoking is gross.

Last summer I was doing this chick on the regular and after about a month of knowing her I saw her dance. Completely killed it for me. It was so bad if I think about it now I get chills. So bad.
post #7 of 292
-She's hard on the eyes
-She's a cruel person
-She's dishonest

I'm pretty sure that I can deal with anything else if she's a cool enough person.
post #8 of 292
Noticeably visible tattoos. They creep me out on a girl.

Obstinance

Chubby thighs
post #9 of 292
general trashiness: caterpillar appears on lip, genital warts, tramp stamps, earrings other than one per ear, shaved kitty, fag hag, etc.

neuroses/psychoses/behavioral disorders (includes nicotine addiction well noted above, promiscuity, etc.)

her mother aged badly

infertile or says outright that she doesn't want children

can't handle money

impolite, rude, abusive, not deferential to elders, not kind to children or the sick or weak, etc.

. . . . Call me an objectifier or a sexist, but why buy damaged goods even if they're on sale cheap?
post #10 of 292
Case of the Crazy Too eager to go out with me met and made out/fcuked on the same day Picky eater Cant drink alcohol (this is common here, I mean not that they cant handle their booze, but rather cant drink at all) poor taste in music, but I can handle it if she is willing to change or grow to like better stuff poor diet/in bad shape or likely to move that way poorly dressed/lack of sense of style (Uggs+Leggings=NG)
post #11 of 292
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Originally Posted by Mr. White View Post
general trashiness: caterpillar appears on lip, genital warts, tramp stamps, earrings other than one per ear, shaved kitty, fag hag, etc.

Others have said some things I don't personally agree with, but they make a modicum of sense. This though is full go retarded. A chick has more than two holes, and a Brazilian therefore she's trash? What? Please tell me your joking.
post #12 of 292
If her idea of good music involves anything with autotune, it's probably not going to work well.

Also drug consumption. That's my dirty little secret. I don't share that with women.
post #13 of 292
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can't handle money

Good luck finding a woman, then, amiright?
post #14 of 292
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Originally Posted by Blackfyre View Post
Others have said some things I don't personally agree with, but they make a modicum of sense. This though is full go retarded. A chick has more than two holes, and a Brazilian therefore she's trash? What? Please tell me your joking.

Yeah, he also calls it a "kitty." i get the sense he's a virgeen! Haw haw.

Shaved kitty + piercings = sexy good time. I'll take 'em if he doesn't want 'em. Also, good luck finding atrractive girls these days who aren't shaved and don't have at least a belly button piercing.
post #15 of 292
Seriously. I personally like cruel tatted girls who smoke, but I know that's not for everybody. Equating shaved cooch to trash though? This dude has got to be trolling.
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