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Originally Posted by m@T
ask Tom to tell you about our flight to Hanoi some time...
Ah yes, ah yes. Some background on Vietnamese girls for those who don't have much experience: they're short, they're on a diet that's great for the figure, and they all live on the fourth floor of a walk-up so have great asses. When the only variable is facial features, the average is just way above most other places I've been.
So we get on the plane to Hanoi, m@t's frequent flier status putting us right next to the entrance off the gangway in a perfect spot to enjoy the scenery. Group of hot girls walks on, maybe three or four of them. Score! M@t says they're not quite hot enough to be models, but they're hot enough for me. Alas, they walk to the back of the plane. A minute or so later, another group of maybe five or six gets on. Score again! We got lucky, with two groups of hot girls on the same flight...or so we thought. That's when the trickle turned into a deluge and every girl getting on the plane was progressively hotter than the last. All shapes and sizes (within the limits of being Vietnamese and hot), all different manners of dress, cute looking, dirty looking, one after another after another. Our final conclusion was that a whole bunch of stewardesses from Hanoi were hopping a flight to get home for the weekend. It was, per capita, the highest concentration of 6s to 8s I've ever seen (assuming your baseline average is a 3).
And I will add that Vietnamese girls definitely are not at all cute and cuddly, nor do they make you forget that you're an asshole--they make you proud of it. If they look sweet at first glance it's because they have that much more to hide.
Yes I am a shallow bastard.
Tom