Ha ha. They actually aren't that revealing. New. Made in Italy, dark grey in color. With side pockets, mesh lining, velcro fly, and a tie waist (NOT AN ELASTIC DIAPER WAIST). They are very cool shorts and I would keep them except they are too big for me. They are marked a size 50 and measure to a true US 34. SOLD Measurements: Waist: 17 1/2" across the back Front Rise: 11" (they can sit a bit low on the hips) Inseam: 2 3/4" Outseam: 12 3/4" 















. But in all seriousness, I just dont have the balls to wear these tiny swimming shorts. And I give props to the the eventual buyer who does

