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Rejoice! You can finally use the word "merkin" in a sentence.

post #1 of 22
3/23/11 at 3:37pm
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http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/22/evan-r...mildred-place/

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Evan Rachel Wood is getting all sorts of buzz for a special wig she had to rock for an upcoming HBO project ... a wig that was custom built for her crotch.

The "True Blood" star is slated to go full frontal in the HBO miniseries "Mildred Pierce" -- and at a recent NY press event explained, "Let's just say, I had to wear a wig because it was in the 30s, and everything had to look like it was in the 30s."

According to Wood, her co-star Kate Winslet encouraged her to do it -- "I looked at Kate and she was like, "˜You've got to do it. Trust me, it's so brave. Put a merkin on and you'll be fine."

Apparently, she's not a method actor.

As a danny downer aside - how vapid is our society that her actions are considered "brave"?
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post #2 of 22
3/23/11 at 3:52pm
Oh, I have no problem with using the word 'merkin' in a sentence. It's responding to the blanks stares and requests for explanation that give me pause.

Incidentally, it also kinda sounds like the womanly equivalent of a fake beard and eyeglasses that's often caricaturized as a common disguise. Oh - don't want people to recognize your girly parts? Throw a merkin on and no one will recognize your hoo-hah.
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post #3 of 22
3/23/11 at 3:57pm
Pubic hair is disgusting.
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post #4 of 22
3/23/11 at 4:53pm
I suppose a well-disigned merkin is better than a combover.
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post #5 of 22
3/23/11 at 4:55pm
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Pubic hair is disgusting.

+1

Though depending on the situation, razor bumps can be much worse.
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post #6 of 22
3/23/11 at 4:56pm
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post
+1

Though depending on the situation, razor bumps can be much worse.

+1
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post #7 of 22
3/23/11 at 5:01pm
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Pubic hair is disgusting.

agree completely. give me a smooooooth snatch and ill be a happy fella.
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post #8 of 22
3/23/11 at 5:30pm
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Pubic hair is disgusting.

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Originally Posted by DerekS View Post
agree completely. give me a smooooooth snatch and ill be a happy fella.

the comments i have in mind are sure to get me banned (think opie and anthony) ill just say i concur with the above
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post #9 of 22
3/23/11 at 5:34pm
A little bit of wispy hair is more my style. A waxed cooch makes me feel like a pedo.
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post #10 of 22
3/23/11 at 5:36pm
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
A little bit of wispy hair is more my style.
A waxed cooch makes me feel like a pedo.

Really? I think fucking chicks that are younger than your oldest child should make you feel like a pedo. But I'm still jealous.
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post #11 of 22
3/23/11 at 5:40pm
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Really? I think fucking chicks that are younger than your oldest child should make you feel like a pedo. But I'm still jealous.

Let's not get carried away here.
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post #12 of 22
3/23/11 at 5:43pm
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
A little bit of wispy hair is more my style.
A waxed cooch makes me feel like a pedo.

but a scratchy cooch makes you feel like...

please finish i cant think of anything good to end this one with
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post #13 of 22
3/23/11 at 5:44pm
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
A little bit of wispy hair is more my style.
A waxed cooch makes me feel like a pedo.

not me.
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post #14 of 22
3/23/11 at 5:45pm
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post
the comments i have in mind are sure to get me banned (think opie and anthony) ill just say i concur with the above

I kept it as celan as i could. needless to say, It barely scratches the surface of what i wanted to say.
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post #15 of 22
3/23/11 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by DerekS View Post
I kept it as celan as i could. needless to say, It barely scratches the surface of what i wanted to say.

i figured as much, that was a bit mild for you
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