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post #31 of 79
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post
they do when they actually have teh sechs. boy ashton just spends money on the dates and goes home to teh plastic vejavejay

I believe we have a resident expert on this matter...
Has he been invited into this thread?
post #32 of 79
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
I believe we have a resident expert on this matter...
Has he been invited into this thread?

do you refer to the thread with the green yoda toy?
post #33 of 79
Somewhere on the internets 5 girls are posting "I got free dinner and didn't have to put out."
post #34 of 79
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post
do you refer to the thread with the green yoda toy?

That's not the one I was thinking of.
post #35 of 79
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post
This thread has potential. If OP is seriously expecting to "turn around" a stripper then I expect this thread to soon turn into an accidental pregnancy then followed by a restraining order then a pole on how much money he should give the stripper ex-gf to get an abortion.

EDIT - And honestly I've never even heard of a man taking a stripper out on a date. You pay them to dance naked for you, or sometimes they give you sex but you don't take them out in public. Have you no shame, OP?

Didnt something similar happen? I think it started right around the time i joined SF.

And yeah, you dont date strippers. you f*ck them. and just remember that every other guy f*cks them too.
post #36 of 79
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Originally Posted by gort View Post
Somewhere on the internets 5 girls are posting "I got free dinner and didn't have to put out."



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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
That's not the one I was thinking of.

what then
post #37 of 79
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Originally Posted by DerekS View Post
Didnt something similar happen? I think it started right around the time i joined SF.

Yes, I don't remember the particulars, but there was some question as to whether the pregnancy was real there was some ethnic thing going on too. It was a disaster.
post #38 of 79
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post
This thread has potential. If OP is seriously expecting to "turn around" a stripper then I expect this thread to soon turn into an accidental pregnancy then followed by a restraining order then a pole on how much money he should give the stripper ex-gf to get an abortion.

EDIT - And honestly I've never even heard of a man taking a stripper out on a date. You pay them to dance naked for you, or sometimes they give you sex but you don't take them out in public. Have you no shame, OP?

Heh, I knew someone who married a Vegas stripper. He came back home to Houston, she stayed in Vegas. It didn't work out, but at least I don't think they produced any offspring. Man, he was a character.
post #39 of 79
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Originally Posted by GTC1187 View Post
LOL, by lying to both about where I am and where I'm going.
That's not where I'm getting at. Since I'm expecting to fu*k everytime I go out on a date, I keep the rest of my night open. Unless you're doing day dates. In which case, my friend:
post #40 of 79
^ saw that chick-flick with my brother, very funny

go ahead have at it
post #41 of 79
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
Heh, I knew someone who married a Vegas stripper. He came back home to Houston, she stayed in Vegas. It didn't work out, but at least I don't think they produced any offspring. Man, he was a character.

a fella I know is dealing with a stripper now too...He started dating her about 6 months ago. Crazy as hell. (both of them) She beat the shit out of him, he got pissed and packed up his belongings and DROVE back to Phoenix...from NASHVILLE. Gets to phoenix, gets loaded, and that night she calls and tells him shes pregnant. So now hes all in love with her again and drove back to nashville to ask her to marry him.

lesson learned....PULL OUT. or better lesson...Dont give a stripper your number.
post #42 of 79
Subscribed. Need to learn a few things about being alpha.
post #43 of 79
Wait, you spent $250 on two first dates? You didn't even see the pussy hole either. Alpha as phuck fail.
post #44 of 79
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Originally Posted by Nil View Post
Wait, you spent $250 on two first dates? You didn't even see the pussy hole either. Alpha as phuck fail.

i missed this. wow. the fail is strong in this one. looks like the ladies found a sucker.
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i missed this. wow. the fail is strong in this one. looks like the ladies found a sucker.

I wonder if they asked for a doggy bag.
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