This thread is awesome in so many ways.
What I carry depends mostly on whether I'm on bike and how long I'll be away from home. In addition to boring regular shit like keys and wallet, I usually carry the following boring shit:
-tool pouch containing a 15mm wrench, Park multitool, Lezyne pump, spare tube, and patches.
-Serfas 150 lumen headlight, rear blinkie. The front light probably seems like overkill to anyone who doesn't ride trails at night, but it does a pretty good job of keeping me unconcussed. I also have an AR15 with a 30 shot mag mounted to my bars in case of bears and/or gangstas.
All this usually goes in a Swiss salt and pepper bag, along with an extra layer, masculine hygeine products, rubbers, lube, bondage tape, gummy bears, etc.
Current bag has major flaws, but it looks cool, so it's all good. For now. Seriously, why does every bag in existence fall into 1 of the following 4 categories:
-Tactical bugout; Sweaty heritage; Adventure Racer UL-XPed; GucciPrada. Everything sucks.
Leatherman or a folding knife as a back-up tactitool, but seeing as how I field-peel mangos far more often than I stab assailants, I'm looking for a friendly looking lil fixed blade that is fruit-proof.