Originally Posted by The Swede
Ardbeg 10yo. I just knocked my glass over and it poured out over the bed. My girlfriend, who doesn't enjoy the smell of scotch and can detect it 10 m away in an empty glass, will not be pleasd...
Options: (a) new bed; (b) new girlfriend; (c) you take the bed, she the couch...actually, you only have options (a) or (b).