I need ideas. I'm taking a wine class, and we're supposed to evaluate two versions of a drink that's not wine. Examples given were Coke vs. Pepsi, or Budweiser on draft vs. bottles. What's the trashiest possible drink I can write a serious evaluation about? Ideas so far include malt liquor out of different Reidel stemware, mouthwash neat or on the rocks, or beer shotgunned vs. drank normally. Can anyone top those?
Budweiser Michelada vs. a homemade one. Not really trashy, but most people find the ingredients to be gross enough to not even try.