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post #76 of 117
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Originally Posted by mm84321 View Post
I'll usually arrange a layer of toilet paper in the bowl of public toilets to prevent the "splash effect" when evacuating ordure. I don't like the idea of public toilet water coming in contact with my body; who knows where it's been?

I should mention I have mild to progressively moderate symptoms of OCD.

A friend of mine who has very mild OCD suggested this to me once while sharing a blunt. Although I've never done it, I'm now intrigued. I know a few have said this is overkill but when you have a big droplet of public toilet water splash right up into your chili ring you might think differently.

I think a few squares spread out on the surface of the water would be enough though, a massive layer would be overkill.
post #77 of 117
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Originally Posted by Don Carlos View Post
Seriously.

There is a special rung in Hell reserved for people who microwave nasty shit (tuna, eggs, etc.) in the office kitchen, let it explode all up in the microwave, and don't clean up afterwards.

Seriously. If you're going to eat seafood leftovers at your desk at least have the decency to eat them cold.

I eat at my desk a lot and I feel guilty about it.

Guy in cube next to me clips his nails at his desk. I assume just fingernails...
post #78 of 117
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post
One co-worker of mine eats leftover food from bus-tubs.

Another scratches his balls every five minutes, sometimes in front customers (hands in pants).

70% are high on cocaine. Many of my co-workers come to work drunk - orders are always being fucked up. The other day i had a ticket for a sub that needed lettuce and tomato, and this kitchen guy brings it up to the window without the toppings -

Me: "dude we need lettuce and tomato on here."
Kitchen guy: "What do you mean?"
Me: The fucking vegetables.

One co-worker of mine broke down crying the other day since she ran out of xanax bars; she was all good though once she met her dealer in the alley behind work - her "medicine kicks in instantly."

Found my manager the other day smoking pot in the back of the building.

Once witnessed two servers fucking in the wash room during close.

Owner brings in all his friends, and they all get rude and shitfaced - seriously just because you're the owners friends doesn't mean you don't have to tip on a $650 tab.


End of rant.

Sounds like a party. Smoke a joint, have a line, and pound a few beers. Then go fuck the waitress. Now you're getting laid while your getting paid.
Problem solved.
post #79 of 117
Christ, y'all work with some savages.
post #80 of 117
I know it's the public toilet and all, but when you're standing at the urinal next to me, I still think it's a little rude to squeeze out a loud fart. I mean, come on. Do I laugh or just groan and think "gee, thank you for that". I mean, WTF? I'm standing right there. Can you hold it until I leave? Bonus points if I'm your boss or you're mine.
post #81 of 117
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Originally Posted by gnatty8 View Post
I know it's the public toilet and all, but when you're standing at the urinal next to me, I still think it's a little rude to squeeze out a loud fart. I mean, come on. Do I laugh or just groan and think "gee, thank you for that". I mean, WTF? I'm standing right there. Can you hold it until I leave? Bonus points if I'm your boss or you're mine.

+1

Also, to the dude from my 5-hour flight last night who sat next to me and kept ripping SBDs every 30 minutes or so: fuck you. Fuck. You.
post #82 of 117
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Originally Posted by xchen View Post
A friend of mine who has very mild OCD suggested this to me once while sharing a blunt. Although I've never done it, I'm now intrigued. I know a few have said this is overkill but when you have a big droplet of public toilet water splash right up into your chili ring you might think differently.

I think a few squares spread out on the surface of the water would be enough though, a massive layer would be overkill.

This just strikes me as a terrible idea. Half the point of having the water in the bowl is to minimize odors. The shit goes into the water, thereby dissipating its horrific smells into the liquid and keeping most of them out of the surrounding air. Preventing your shit from submerging would just reek up the place like nobody's business.
post #83 of 117
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Originally Posted by Don Carlos View Post
+1

Also, to the dude from my 5-hour flight last night who sat next to me and kept ripping SBDs every 30 minutes or so: fuck you. Fuck. You.

Oh yes, another of my personal favorites. "No, I would never guess in a million years that the horrific stench so foul and strong it could only have originated within a 2 foot radius of my nose could be coming from you..."
post #84 of 117
Timely.
post #85 of 117
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Originally Posted by gnatty8 View Post
Oh yes, another of my personal favorites. "No, I would never guess in a million years that the horrific stench so foul and strong it could only have originated within a 2 foot radius of my nose could be coming from you..."

The sad, pathetic, and disgusting thing about the situation is that I could tell, from the smell of his farts, what was up with him. Dude was lactose intolerant. I've been around enough lactose-intolerant folks in my life to recognize that scent a mile away. It's something like a curdled, sour milk swathed in burning sulfur.

I do not understand why lactose intolerant people fucking consume lactose. Stop, you mongoloids. You're assaulting and battering your fellow passengers in confined and inescapable spaces.
post #86 of 117
^You're like those dogs that can smell cancer. c'mere; smell my farts.
post #87 of 117
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
^You're like those dogs that can smell cancer.

c'mere; smell my farts.

I sat next to a lactose intolerant dbag for the better part of a year in my first job out of college. I'll never forget the distinctive and horrifying aroma. It's now unmistakable.
post #88 of 117
Subjected my co-worker to an hour long phonecall with american express. Im an evil, evil dirtbag
post #89 of 117
We use bus-tubs for food prep: we store sauce and vegetables in them, and then later throw all sorts of shit in them, and then we put food back in them.
post #90 of 117
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Originally Posted by gnatty8 View Post
Oh yes, another of my personal favorites. "No, I would never guess in a million years that the horrific stench so foul and strong it could only have originated within a 2 foot radius of my nose could be coming from you..."

Careful with that one. I once got sick of the fat guy next to me ripping SBDs that were so bad that I honestly wanted to gag. It was like somebody was dangling a turd from morning after getting wrecked right under my nose. I confronted him about it and the dude on the far side of the row across the isle busted out laughing and apologized. Airplanes aren't conducive to odor dissipation apparently.
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