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post #31 of 117
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Originally Posted by ClambakeSkate View Post
The guy that sits next to me eats disgusting chinese food everyday and the smell is toxic. He also eats it SO fast that at least 2 times every lunch he starts coughing/choking and almost pukes.

He eats room temperature canned corn for breakfast at 9am directly from the can.

He's constantly coughing to the point where my boss has started referring to him as "tuberculosis".

He gets super hungover and pukes all over the bathroom every 6 months or so.

He constantly talks with his mouth full. He'll actually strike up a conversation and while he's still saying his opening line he'll fill his mouth full of shit and continue speaking.

He eats about 6 of those Jamie Lee Curtis endorsed yogurts a day, the ones that make you shit. Probably needs them from all the fried chinese food he eats.

He yells into his phone in chinese from 9am to about 11am straight, or whenever his buddies in china go to bed for the night.

He has had gout 3 times in the last 2 years. Healthy eating habits again.

This dude is probably the worst human being I've ever met really.

I was going to say that he must be either Korean or Chinese.

My office mate has this sinus thing, he will snort three times every 15 seconds or so in quick succession. He slurps his lunch, which he always eats alone in the office, while breathing out of his mouth. I always keep my headphones in while in my office so I don't go crazy. He refuses to let the office door be left open because he says the noise bothers him like an "echo chamber", so every time I open the door to come in, I'm hit by a blast of stale, Chinese-foody air. I can't wait for this term to finish.

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You're a veritable encyclopedia of medical malady.
post #32 of 117
guy i used to work with drank 11 coffees a day, no food or water and smoked non stop. worst breath possible.

also people who eat kimchi in the office
post #33 of 117
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Originally Posted by thekunk07 View Post
guy i used to work with drank 11 coffees a day, no food or water and smoked non stop. worst breath possible.

also people who eat kimchi in the office

don't hate on the chi man....
post #34 of 117
1. This turtle lookin dude shits SO LOUD it echos down the hall. Everyone hears it and its sooo gross. I should put a sign up. 2. One guy used to take papertowels before he peed, pee, then throw it away and wash his hands. No idea what that was about. So I guess I'll be the first to step up to my sins: 1. I only flush my pee if it REALLY stinks. Its just pee, I dont get it. I actually had someone at an old job put up a sign "Either your mother didnt teach or you just have no manners, but flush the urinal everytime you use it." LOL. There was only like 10 of us there and I was the new guy so they knew it was me. 2. The other day I crapped so large in the toilet at work it clogged it up. I tried to do what I can but it wasnt going down. I came back again an hour later and it had that drained and dried the poop & crusted to the bowl. I tried flushing again and it was still clogged. Gone the next morning
post #35 of 117
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Originally Posted by aphextwin07 View Post
What's worse though is the crazy guy on our floor who talks to himself in the bathrooms/stalls and narrates your every action in whispers as you're taking a leak. it's really fucking sick and awkward and i'm not sure what type of disorder he has but he needs help. he wears terry richardson uncle-rapist style glasses too so i know his craziness is probably compounded in some way. good thing there's another bathroom down the hall...


LMAO
post #36 of 117
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Originally Posted by ClambakeSkate View Post
He's constantly coughing to the point where my boss has started referring to him as "tuberculosis".

i lol'd
post #37 of 117
Ahh yea get ready! I worked at dominos once, for two weeks... One day I went to work, it was morning around 8 AM. The guy there was my senior and lets just say he was an "Urban Youth". The guy has tattoos on his face, unclipped nails, is wearing the same workpants for the last 5 days and his breath smells of alcohol and in general he smells like a rotting turd. Some douchebag orders pizza for breakfast and my senior has to go take a shit, this is where it gets good. Every morning, I have to go near the bathroom and take a car sign. I walk in the bathroom to blow my nose and I notice, no tissues/papertowels/toilet paper. I go to my car and get a tissue. When I get back, my senior is in the bathroom taking a shit. He comes back out and when the other guy comes to pay for his pizza. My senior puts his finger in his shirt and uses it to touch the computer screen to finalize his order. I quit work that day
post #38 of 117
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Originally Posted by Eason View Post


I just saw this in the bathroom and my face was literally for the next couple minutes:
I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I see one of the math professors standing in front of the urinal. Normally I'd have gone over and used the urinal, but it seemed like he was busy with something so I veered towards a stall. As I pass by, I see him reach forward into the urinal, and scoop something up with his hand. I have no idea what it was, or why, but he did it slowly, with purpose. I also know that I heard him make a quick sucking noise a few seconds later with his mouth. And before he left, there was no sound of running water.



This guy has always seemed weird to me, but now I know. I will never, ever shake his hand.

can't comment on the washing hands bit but regarding his unusual urinating habits, he could have prostate problems.



from Maury Ballstein: "I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories."
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post #39 of 117
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Originally Posted by Davidko19 View Post
1. I only flush my pee if it REALLY stinks. Its just pee, I dont get it. I actually had someone at an old job put up a sign "Either your mother didnt teach or you just have no manners, but flush the urinal everytime you use it."
I often forget to flush our urinals since I am so used to automatic ones. Also, I generally subscribe to the "if it's yellow, let it mellow; brown, flush it down" theory. No sense in wasting water to flush some sterile liquid. Someone in the office seems to be really good at dribbling on the floor which is nasty...I don't want to soak that shit up with my shoes. I I did consider putting a sign in front of our urinals saying
LOOK CLOSELY If you can read this, you aren't the jackass who is pissing on the floor
post #40 of 117
Related to this, my boss sent out this nasty email to the company a few days ago... Apparently he got a few replies from people finger-pointing who the main culprit is ahahaha. Text decoration added to reflect original email
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Subject: KEEP THE KITCHEN CLEAN! PLEASE READ! Hi Team, I think you all will agree that we have a very nice kitchen. I am quite distressed to see that many of you do not clean up after you make your breakfast or lunches in the kitchen. Almost every morning when I walk in the kitchen I notice crumbs and food left on the counters and floor. I find this particular disgusting! Is this how you keep your kitchen at home? How hard is it to clean up after yourself? Last year we had a mouse issue in the kitchen that was caused by staff who were lazy, stupid and careless enough to leave their crumbs on the kitchen counters and dining tables or had swept them onto the carpet. When we had mice (and large ants the year before), all I heard were complaints from some of you regarding the pests. Personally, I think some of you who complained the most are the culprits who do not clean up! From now onwards, if you want to use the kitchen facilities, please clean up after yourselves. If you drop food or crumbs on the carpet, PICK THEM UP! USE THE VACUUM IF YOU HAVE TO! Do not walk away and pretend you did not do it. Got a call to answer?, then come back later and clean up! No excuses!! Please also do not leave dirty dishes in the sink. The only time you are permitted to leave dirty cups/dishes in the sink is when the dishwasher is operating. Please also clean up the microwave after you use it. Do not leave food particles from your own food after you cook something. Totally gross! Get rid of uneaten food into the trash can, rinse your dish and load it into the dishwasher. We do not have a maid to do this for you! The gals from Admin will start the dishwasher and unload it but it is not their job to clean up after you. I will be vigilant on kitchen cleanliness from now onwards and I encourage those of you who see any of your colleagues being totally insensitive to report their actions to me. Culprits who do not clean up after themselves will have their names placed on the notice board for all to see! Be fair to your colleagues! Don’t be a pig! For those of you who help keep the kitchen clean for yourselves and your colleagues, I thank you very much! For those of you who work from home, my apologies for this rant!
post #41 of 117
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Originally Posted by sonick View Post
Related to this, my boss sent out this nasty email to the company a few days ago... Apparently he got a few replies from people finger-pointing who the main culprit is ahahaha.

Text decoration added to reflect original email

haha, calling people 'stupid' in an email blast is a bold move.
post #42 of 117
Wow! Must be nice to run a company that has all of its issues under control so you can focus on the kitchen.
post #43 of 117
I can appreciate some rage at people leaving a kitchen/eating area filthy. Shit annoys me to no end.
post #44 of 117
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
Wow! Must be nice to run a company that has all of its issues under control so you can focus on the kitchen.

We just hire someone to clean our kitchen. Dishes are left next to the sink where someone will pick them up and take them upstairs to the kitchen with a dishwasher.

Much easier to include it in a non-billable employee's regular duties (like on the mail round) than to have someone billing $400+ an hour take time to do dishes or make a fresh pot of coffee.
post #45 of 117
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Originally Posted by aphextwin07 View Post
haha. i notice a lot of people in the restrooms here will grab paper towels from the machine BEFORE washing their hands, like thanks... assholes. then there's the usual walking out without washing which I see just about every day.

I usually grab a paper towel (without touching anything but the paper) to use it to turn the faucet handles. After a good soapy wash of 10-20 secs, I get more paper to dry my hands and pick up the wad of handle-grabbing paper. Toss into can. Then I get one more sheet to use on the door handle on the way out. Trash can in hallway. I couldn't care less if anyone thinks I'm weird. Let them get enteritis.

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Originally Posted by aphextwin07 View Post
What's worse though is the crazy guy on our floor who talks to himself in the bathrooms/stalls and narrates your every action in whispers as you're taking a leak. it's really fucking sick and awkward and i'm not sure what type of disorder he has but he needs help. he wears terry richardson uncle-rapist style glasses too so i know his craziness is probably compounded in some way. good thing there's another bathroom down the hall...

Yeah. I once worked with a guy I called "Lurch" cuz every morning I said "good morning" and every morning he responded with a stupid growling noise. Thing was, every blessed time I went to the men's room, he'd either follow me down the hall, or he'd show up within a minute or two. The behavior stopped as soon as I said "WHAT TO FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM? GET TO FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
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