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:uhoh: Disgusting workplace behaviors.

Eason

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I just saw this in the bathroom and my face was literally
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for the next couple minutes: I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I see one of the math professors standing in front of the urinal. Normally I'd have gone over and used the urinal, but it seemed like he was busy with something so I veered towards a stall. As I pass by, I see him reach forward into the urinal, and scoop something up with his hand. I have no idea what it was, or why, but he did it slowly, with purpose. I also know that I heard him make a quick sucking noise a few seconds later with his mouth. And before he left, there was no sound of running water.
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This guy has always seemed weird to me, but now I know. I will never, ever shake his hand.
 

mm84321

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It was a bad idea to read this thread while eating soup.
 

CunningSmeagol

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Was this in China? At my gym, the Chinese guys wash their feet in the sinks.
 

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Originally Posted by CunningSmeagol
Was this in China? At my gym, the Chinese guys wash their feet in the sinks.

Yup it was in China. Should I mention the nationality and religion of the transgressor?
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CunningSmeagol

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Originally Posted by Eason
Yup it was in China. Should I mention the nationality and religion of the transgressor?
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Yes that's always relevant.
 

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I get disgusted when I see guys I know leave the stall or urinal and not wash their hands afterwards. I no longer shake their hands.
 

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maybe he wakked off really quickly and caught some of the jizzum on his hand...
 

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Boogers are usual decorations along the walls above the urinals at work.
 

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I think he might have spat a thick loogie into the urinal that stuck- then he panicked when I came in and it was just sticking there, so he wanted to help it down with his hand. I mean, that's the only scenario I can think of, and it doesn't excuse why the **** he didn't wash his hands.
 

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Originally Posted by JayJay
I get disgusted when I see guys I know leave the stall or urinal and not wash their hands afterwards. I no longer shake their hands.
Unless I accidentally do get a splash of pee on my hand (which happens maybe 1/100 times), washing my hands after taking a leak is more of a formality so random people don't get butt hurt and look at me with a Pelosi face.
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I still do it regardless. On the other hand, washing my hands after unloading a hefty deuce makes more sense to me in terms of necessity.
 

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Are you hands unusually sensitive to water? Jesus, just wash em.

When I worked in the corporate world I noticed how unusually disgusting the employees habits were in the bathroom and how often they would leave some disgusting mess in the sink or on the floor for someone else to deal with.

Clip your finger and toe nails at home, brush your teeth? that's great but try rinsing that crap down the sink, dump and dont flush...and other gross habits.

Never the less it was inevitable that I would get a sinus infection twice a year, since along with disgusting bathroom habits these people also had disgusting lunchroom habits. I found it to be horrifying, but mostly just annoying because I would have to take extra precautions like wiping down my keyboard, mouse and lunch table along with washing my hands quite often.
 

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Originally Posted by Eason
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I just saw this in the bathroom and my face was literally
uhoh.gif
for the next couple minutes:
I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I see one of the math professors standing in front of the urinal. Normally I'd have gone over and used the urinal, but it seemed like he was busy with something so I veered towards a stall. As I pass by, I see him reach forward into the urinal, and scoop something up with his hand. I have no idea what it was, or why, but he did it slowly, with purpose. I also know that I heard him make a quick sucking noise a few seconds later with his mouth. And before he left, there was no sound of running water.

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This guy has always seemed weird to me, but now I know. I will never, ever shake his hand.


omg that's ******* nasty. ****. i don't know why i clicked on this thread while i was eating lunch. UGH. /vomit
 

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The guy that sits next to me eats disgusting chinese food everyday and the smell is toxic. He also eats it SO fast that at least 2 times every lunch he starts coughing/choking and almost pukes.

He eats room temperature canned corn for breakfast at 9am directly from the can.

He's constantly coughing to the point where my boss has started referring to him as "tuberculosis".

He gets super hungover and pukes all over the bathroom every 6 months or so.

He constantly talks with his mouth full. He'll actually strike up a conversation and while he's still saying his opening line he'll fill his mouth full of **** and continue speaking.

He eats about 6 of those Jamie Lee Curtis endorsed yogurts a day, the ones that make you ****. Probably needs them from all the fried chinese food he eats.

He yells into his phone in chinese from 9am to about 11am straight, or whenever his buddies in china go to bed for the night.

He has had gout 3 times in the last 2 years. Healthy eating habits again.

This dude is probably the worst human being I've ever met really.
 

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Sounds like you need to change professions.
 

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