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post #331 of 341
5/29/11 at 6:08pm
this thread is so useless
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post #332 of 341
5/30/11 at 2:54am
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this thread is so useless

yo! cool it, this is my baby I love it. it provides an impotant outlet
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post #333 of 341
5/30/11 at 9:50am
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yo! cool it, this is my baby I love it. it provides an impotant outlet

Well I'll be damned, this threak is your baby. You had your tendrils coiled in the gears of SF long before anyone had taken enough notice of you to be annoyed.
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post #334 of 341
5/30/11 at 2:57pm
Okay, have a very odd hottie sighting/interaction the other day. Mrs. Piob and I went to the local REI as they had a big clearance sale on. So with my weight loss, depending on the cut of a shirt, I can be a large or extra large. The dressing rooms were all full (fat middle aged lesbians trying on endless cargo shorts). This Earth mother type blonde employee, very attractive and fresh faced, said to me, "You can try on those shirts over here." She walks back to an area that is clearly the sales floor but remote and no line of sight to the main floor. She said I can just take my shirt off here and try on the shirts and offered to hold my stuff for me. She clearly wanted a look-see at the Piob pecs and delts. She really liked the big Celtic knotwork tat I have on my right deltoid, and right in front of Mrs. Piob, stroked the tat with her fingers.

I love it when young hotties are so nice to an old man.
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post #335 of 341
5/30/11 at 6:27pm
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She really liked the big Celtic knotwork tat I have on my right deltoid, and right in front of Mrs. Piob, stroked the tat with her fingers.

lmao
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post #336 of 341
5/30/11 at 6:34pm
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
Okay, have a very odd hottie sighting/interaction the other day. Mrs. Piob and I went to the local REI as they had a big clearance sale on. So with my weight loss, depending on the cut of a shirt, I can be a large or extra large. The dressing rooms were all full (fat middle aged lesbians trying on endless cargo shorts). This Earth mother type blonde employee, very attractive and fresh faced, said to me, "You can try on those shirts over here." She walks back to an area that is clearly the sales floor but remote and no line of sight to the main floor. She said I can just take my shirt off here and try on the shirts and offered to hold my stuff for me. She clearly wanted a look-see at the Piob pecs and delts. She really liked the big Celtic knotwork tat I have on my right deltoid, and right in front of Mrs. Piob, stroked the tat with her fingers.

I love it when young hotties are so nice to an old man.

You sound hot.
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post #337 of 341
5/30/11 at 8:55pm
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
Okay, have a very odd hottie sighting/interaction the other day. Mrs. Piob and I went to the local REI as they had a big clearance sale on. So with my weight loss, depending on the cut of a shirt, I can be a large or extra large. The dressing rooms were all full (fat middle aged lesbians trying on endless cargo shorts). This Earth mother type blonde employee, very attractive and fresh faced, said to me, "You can try on those shirts over here." She walks back to an area that is clearly the sales floor but remote and no line of sight to the main floor. She said I can just take my shirt off here and try on the shirts and offered to hold my stuff for me. She clearly wanted a look-see at the Piob pecs and delts. She really liked the big Celtic knotwork tat I have on my right deltoid, and right in front of Mrs. Piob, stroked the tat with her fingers.

I love it when young hotties are so nice to an old man.

Realtalk assuming this isn't a troll: does Mrs. Piob get pissy or proud when you've got young hotties macking game on you?
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post #338 of 341
5/30/11 at 8:57pm
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Originally Posted by bringusingoodale View Post
You sound hot.

No kidding.
I got sort of a semi-stiffy reading that...
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post #339 of 341
5/30/11 at 9:03pm
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
Okay, have a very odd hottie sighting/interaction the other day. Mrs. Piob and I went to the local REI as they had a big clearance sale on. So with my weight loss, depending on the cut of a shirt, I can be a large or extra large. The dressing rooms were all full (fat middle aged lesbians trying on endless cargo shorts). This Earth mother type blonde employee, very attractive and fresh faced, said to me, "You can try on those shirts over here." She walks back to an area that is clearly the sales floor but remote and no line of sight to the main floor. She said I can just take my shirt off here and try on the shirts and offered to hold my stuff for me. She clearly wanted a look-see at the Piob pecs and delts. She really liked the big Celtic knotwork tat I have on my right deltoid, and right in front of Mrs. Piob, stroked the tat with her fingers.

I love it when young hotties are so nice to an old man.

I would ask if you popped a boner when she stroked you, but you probably didn't take your pills before going shopping and I know it doesn't just happen for you geriatrics.
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post #340 of 341
5/30/11 at 9:11pm
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Originally Posted by GQgeek View Post
I would ask if you popped a boner when she stroked you, but you probably didn't take your pills before going shopping and I know it doesn't just happen for you geriatrics.

+1
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post #341 of 341
5/30/11 at 9:30pm
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Realtalk assuming this isn't a troll: does Mrs. Piob get pissy or proud when you've got young hotties macking game on you?

She just laughs. I'm totally not sure what to make of that. Asians are so fucking inscrutable.
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