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Great thread! To summarize,
- OP gets wasted off of the new 4 Lokos
- OP drives a drunk girl home, while drunk himself (off of a totally lame drink)
- Drunk girl drunkenly tells OP in between streams of projectile vomit that she was sexually violated, and instead of going to the police, OP decides to "be the hero"
- And by "be the hero", I mean gets his ass kicked while wearing boxer shorts and cowboy boots
- Finally, OP decides it's in his best interest to start a thread about the entire encounter
Who says romance is dead?
- OP gets wasted off of the new 4 Lokos
- OP drives a drunk girl home, while drunk himself (off of a totally lame drink)
- Drunk girl drunkenly tells OP in between streams of projectile vomit that she was sexually violated, and instead of going to the police, OP decides to "be the hero"
- And by "be the hero", I mean gets his ass kicked while wearing boxer shorts and cowboy boots
- Finally, OP decides it's in his best interest to start a thread about the entire encounter
Who says romance is dead?
To summarize your summary: it's wrong.





