I'll bite: we all have to make our own mistakes and this one will be hilarious for everyone around him. You will need to get it cut frequently at a decent, "modern" place. They will need to thin the hell out of your hair, probably with a regular straight razor or one of those sawtooth ones. If you look, you can see he doesn't have a thick head of hair matting things down. You may need to buy a hair straightener. Doesn't matter if your hair is stick straight, it aids in styling a lot as it makes the hair much more pliable and it is prone to stay in place when styled. Take a picture of two in - you're gonna have to do it, bro. They'll be able to eyeball the lengths when they're done laughing at you. Product-wise, pretty simple. Probably a light clay for the front and sides and back if you have the mullet, to give that day old grease look. Gel for the fauxhawk and if you want the back standing and you don't have the mullet. Hairspray will be needed to hold the stuff in place. No pomades or heavy waxes, muds, or greases. I really, really hope you do this. Please post pictures.