Might work but only under the following circumstances:
Soak shoes in a mixture of three eggs, 3/4 cup of milk, 1/4 teaspoon of salt, 1/4 teaspoon of bourbon vanilla and 2 tablespoons of sugar. Mix ingredients together so that sugar is absorbed and the liquid turns yellow.
Fry with butter in a pan at 300° until nicely browned.
Slather with warm maple syrup and enjoy.
You wrote this so lucidly and distinctly, it is like you might work at an IHOP on the weekends or something. Is there another side to you that you're not telling us about?
Edited by patrickBOOTH - 5/6/14 at 6:42am