I do get a kick out of the patterns. On a fairly regular basis, an individual will pop in here with question after inane question. Within a week or two, that same person is answering the next new guy's inane questions with information gathered from his own questions the week prior. The process completes the circle when the first individual starts debating the merits of shoe care with the guys who answered his questions in the first place.
style forum circle of life.
Suede protectors. Meltonian or saphir both have it.
Or just don't use anything. Protectors aren't exactly necessary.