Sale is pending. Thanks everyone for making me feel guilty about my under-developed tastes!

Truth be told, I went on a blind date with a Scottish girl about 2 years ago. After dinner and several margaritas, she insisted that we stop by a local dive bar for a "wee bit a whiskey." The local dive, not accustomed to serving scotch, or anything much more refined that PBR, poured us a full glass (3-4 oz at least!) each of Macallan. My date drank her scotch like it was chocolate milk. When she noticed the difficulty I was having with mine, she started calling me a "jesse" over and over again. Long story short, she finished her drink and then half of mine! I was wasted and completely emasculated! Not a good combo! Thus, my dislike for scotch!