damien hirst is utter shit. don't get the appeal at all. That said, I think the house iammatt likes is meh, but i haven't seen the inside. Also, I wouldn't have problem living in some of these monstrosities SFers turn their noses up at. Would be nice to have all the amenities you could ever want at home, like a full gym, big pool, sauna, ample space for car collection, etc. I'm also a bit surprised matt doesn't see the appeal. If his family came over, he could keep them in another wing, or maybe a locked tower.
