Teeth Brushing 101

No one wants to watch you promote your stupid ass videos.

That was so awful, I couldn't even make it through the first minute.

Take that off YouTube, there is enough shit there already.

damn that sucked

A few criticisms.

1. Your toothbrush is crap. You don't need to buy an expensive toothbrush, but your toothbrush is clearly too old and far past its useful life. Toothbrushes should be replaced at least every three months or anytime the bristles start to wear down. This ensures consistent cleaning, as well as minimizing bacterial growth. Worn bristles can also damage gum tissue.

2. Your toothpaste is crap. I don't know what kind of cheap off brand toothpaste you bought, but anything that comes out of the tube looking like radioactive waste can't be good for your teeth. That actually looks like some kind of "gel" toothpaste, which are strictly for children. I recommend you look into Colgate Total, by far the best consumer toothpaste available on the market today.

3. Your brushing method is crap. You appear to just slam the toothbrush into your gaping maw and then run it all over the place in the hope that you'll get your teeth clean. That is no way to brush your teeth, and there's no reason to rock your head all over the place trying to do so. Let the brush move, your head should be stationary. The proper method is detailed below:



Follow that guideline and your teeth will be cleaner for it.

4. There's no reason to get your whole face wet when brushing your teeth.

5. Your rinse mug is crap. It looks like something one would get with a happy meal. Spend the dollar ninety-eight and buy something that is in harmony with the rest of your bathroom. That mug is really terrible.

6. Your rinsing procedure is crap. You should consider an oral rinse, with fluoride if your local water supply is not fluoridated. This helps to ensure clean breath as well as clean teeth. If halitosis is a consistent problem you should invest in a tongue scraper.

7. You appear to have a drinking problem. Not as in an "alcohol drinking problem", but as in a "can't get water into your mouth without spilling it all over the floor problem." I don't know if this is due to sloppy behaviour on your part, or if it's the result a genetic defect, but you really shouldn't be drinking any liquids in public until you get that taken care of. Consider visiting an oral surgeon if this problem persists.

8. Lack of flossing = fail.

9. Your video editing skills are crap.

10. Your video camera is crap.

11. You stole the music from Inception without attribution. Your video may constitute fair use, but non-attribution is akin to plagiarism.

Did you really take the time to write all of that?

Sound advice, nonetheless.

I have literally nothing to do today. I am sitting in Starbucks waiting for a Jury to come back. I have nothing but time on my hands.

Brushing is alright but I enjoy flossing even more.

Do you offer free legal advice? I need to know how to stop Scientologists from sending postcards to my residence. I've called probably 6 times requesting they cease mailing me, yet they keep coming. Can this constitute harassment? Who do I contact? Thanks

Dude, I'm not messing with Xenu. You're on your own there.

Ahahahaha, I suppose I don't blame you.

five star post.

Bravo, my good man.

Harv, you totally own this thread. I'm honored to just post in it.