Originally Posted by DarkNWorn
Some more rules:
Brown is for farmer.
Black suit is not okay for business.
Don't flip up your collar.
Do show sleeves.
Don't wear square toe shoes.
Don't wear stripey shirts untucked.
Particularly if the above two items are from Kenneth Cole. Actually, Kenneth Cole anything is bad, bad, bad.
Don't ever mention Ernest, ever! Use E****t.
Oh, watch out for the nutjobs.
Also, you must like it, the lamb.
Further, Alden is better than Allen Edmonds. No, wait, Allen Edmonds is better than Alden. No, wait...