Originally Posted by FLMountainMan
Seriously? What in the hell would inspire you to ask such a stupid fucking question?
In a forum full of helicopter-parented nancies asking advice/approval on how to perform the most mundane of tasks, this might be the stupidest question ever asked on here.
Do you honestly think society expects you to sit there and eat, expressionless, staring straight ahead for your entire meal? And if society did, would you even want to be a part of it?
I was going to start a thread asking if it's rude to chew when dining alone, but now I'm ascared.