Yeah, but you've actual style. So, you're out of luck.
I can provide a useful commentary on the "pulse" of the interwebs though. Plus, with the (hopeful) press this article brings, I think I should bring Mrs. Spoo's bracelets back to the spotlight. edit - at time of this post, current page views on this thread are 10,336... curious to see if there is a spike due to the article.
I AM SPALLA the only and unique , heritor of the european real high burgueoise and Victorian age manners, a real fan of the Old Order not as this tacky Luca or similars. PLEASE CALL ME FOR ANTISOCIALIST ARTICLES , ALSO I AM FRIEND OF AZNAR WHO WORKS FOR YOUR BOSS RUPERT MURDOCH, WHO I ADMIRE. SOCIALISM ; NO MORE.