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post #76 of 83
2/1/11 at 1:19pm
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Originally Posted by whiteslashasian View Post
I suppose that I was unaware that asking those three things of my friends and guests turns me into a terrorist and them into hostages. I have no problems with my friends crashing at my place, drinking my booze, or eating my food. I just ask that they don't create a huge mess while doing so. I don't mind picking up bottles and pizza boxes, but steamvac'ing and scrubbing floors isn't exactly high on the list of things I enjoy doing on a Sunday evening.
I'm in the same boat. I love having my best friends/family over, but I've actually had one of my best friends (who's gay) stay over and I accidentally walked in on man on man sex in the guest room bathroom (I store all the extra toilet paper/razor refills/q tips in there)... three days later my 2 and 5 year old nephews were in the same bathroom/bedroom. I seriously hope they don't contract the gayness.
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post #77 of 83
2/1/11 at 1:32pm
euphemistic language < honesty
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post #78 of 83
2/1/11 at 1:32pm
nm
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post #79 of 83
2/1/11 at 4:29pm
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I'm in the same boat. I love having my best friends/family over, but I've actually had one of my best friends (who's gay) stay over and I accidentally walked in on man on man sex in the guest room bathroom (I store all the extra toilet paper/razor refills/q tips in there)... three days later my 2 and 5 year old nephews were in the same bathroom/bedroom. I seriously hope they don't contract the gayness.
you can have your nephews tested. GIS: gay test
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post #80 of 83
2/3/11 at 7:26pm
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post
I'm in the same boat. I love having my best friends/family over, but I've actually had one of my best friends (who's gay) stay over and I accidentally walked in on man on man sex in the guest room bathroom (I store all the extra toilet paper/razor refills/q tips in there)... three days later my 2 and 5 year old nephews were in the same bathroom/bedroom. I seriously hope they don't contract the gayness.
I'm pretty sure bleaching your eyeballs falls outside the standard post-guest cleaning rituals.
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post #81 of 83
2/4/11 at 3:43am
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post
I'm in the same boat. I love having my best friends/family over, but I've actually had one of my best friends (who's gay) stay over and I accidentally walked in on man on man sex in the guest room bathroom (I store all the extra toilet paper/razor refills/q tips in there)... three days later my 2 and 5 year old nephews were in the same bathroom/bedroom. I seriously hope they don't contract the gayness.

I hope this taught you several things:
1. Don't let people staying at your house bring random guys/girls home
2. Store TP in the master bathroom
3. Install locks
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post #82 of 83
2/4/11 at 10:18am
So, what kind of corrupted sex toys are you hiding under the couch?
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post #83 of 83
2/4/11 at 10:49am
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Originally Posted by changy View Post
if the friend is a she, suggest a threesome
You must to do this!
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