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post #46 of 60
1/26/11 at 7:01pm
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Originally Posted by lpalma121 View Post
Alright then a bad analogy but I don't know how else to put it. The relationship had problems way before the summer and did I mention this wasn't the first assault on me. I'm a real laid back non-confrontational kind of guy so don't think I'm the one initiating this. She usually comes at me with all sorts of shit because she starves herself all day and comes home ready to flip out. You guys never been with a difficult woman before??? I guess the closest thing some of you guys have to relationship is with the salesman at Barney's. Which probably works to your favor if he hooks you up with a discount.

methinks youre a douche because well...im a good judge of character. and I believe you have none. Also youre writing style reminds me of a functional retard trying to sound witty and make people on an internet forum think hes "cool"

if you think im wrong, go back and reread all of your posts here in this thread and then tell me you dont sound like a rotting bag of douche. Go on...ill wait....
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post #47 of 60
1/26/11 at 7:40pm
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Originally Posted by pseudonym View Post
Trolls are getting good, man.
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Originally Posted by willpower View Post
That's what I'm getting as well.
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Originally Posted by intent View Post
Troll. Also, we get it. You hook up with women. Gold star.
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Originally Posted by randallr View Post
Why are you guys feeding the troll? This obviously isn't real.
So.. "You're a douche" replies are what he wants. OP, good job. You won.
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post #48 of 60
1/26/11 at 8:46pm
lpalma

long time no see

this thread made me rofl
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post #49 of 60
1/26/11 at 8:57pm
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Originally Posted by pseudonym View Post
So..

"You're a douche" replies are what he wants.

OP, good job. You won.

Probably. It's funny to see how angry he can make everyone, though.
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post #50 of 60
1/26/11 at 9:19pm
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Originally Posted by darkknight View Post


LOL who's WWYWT is this?
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post #51 of 60
1/26/11 at 10:27pm
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Originally Posted by lpalma121 View Post
I guess the closest thing some of you guys have to relationship is with the salesman at Barney's. Which probably works to your favor if he hooks you up with a discount.

wft is wrong with you?! barney's salesmen are people too... young, masculine, slender people... that can swipe my ass like a credit card...
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post #52 of 60
1/27/11 at 1:58am
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Originally Posted by lpalma121 View Post
I decided to hit the local bar to not have to deal with this alone. So I ask you all what to do ? I'm 30 years old pretty handsome if you ask me. Dress like a trendy hipster on the weekends and like a movie star in the week . Is being single these days bad . I may be weong but I'm just scared I won't bag some hotties like I did in my early 20's. Don't guys get hotter with age like Sean connery ? Lol anyway Is this something I should be looking forward to?



HUGE FUCKING LOL!!!!!



OP dresses like this IRL.







sup, Lpalma.
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post #53 of 60
1/27/11 at 2:25am
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Trolls are getting good, man.

Alpha as F%$K

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Originally Posted by whiteslashasian View Post
in before dt

How did it make it this far?
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post #54 of 60
1/27/11 at 5:35pm


paragraphs are your friend
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post #55 of 60
1/27/11 at 7:42pm
Yehman i kno what you mean because dude i had this girl who kept yelling bitching at me saying why you cheating? WHY YOU CHEATING all fucking day, what a bitch. I never cheated even once, well except this one girl who let me shit on her face while i slapped her titties around, but that was it. Then she gets all paranoid WHY YOU CHEATING she kept screaming at me, stupid think shes so high and mighty. Then one day I blocked the doorway while she was taking a dump and I stood there and she kept yelling at me WHY YOU CHEATING and I just stood there while she took a shit and I farted really loud and I just ate truffle oils from a trendy restaurant and garlic so she started screaming and coughing and I was like THIS IS WHAT YOU GET< THIS IS WHAT YOU GET YOU STUPID COW and she started throwing up in the sink because it was so rancid, then she wanted me to clean up her puke and I was like GET OUT GET OUT NOW and she started crying and crying like a little baby, so I put my coat on and was all pimped out and she was crying more and saying why you cheating why you cheating, but I NEVER EVEN CHEATED, NOT EVEN ONE TIME, except this one girl, she let me scream really loud at her titties like really really loud, but thats it. I never even cheated and she got mad at me, I know what you mean man, women is like a car that you drive but its not a fast car because they keep asking you why you cheat, that isn't cool
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post #56 of 60
1/28/11 at 12:34pm
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Originally Posted by ConcernedParent View Post
LOL who's WWYWT is this?

op's. (0)
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post #57 of 60
1/28/11 at 12:38pm
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Originally Posted by Saltricks View Post
Yehman i kno what you mean because dude i had this girl who kept yelling bitching at me saying why you cheating? WHY YOU CHEATING all fucking day, what a bitch. I never cheated even once, well except this one girl who let me shit on her face while i slapped her titties around, but that was it. Then she gets all paranoid WHY YOU CHEATING she kept screaming at me, stupid think shes so high and mighty. Then one day I blocked the doorway while she was taking a dump and I stood there and she kept yelling at me WHY YOU CHEATING and I just stood there while she took a shit and I farted really loud and I just ate truffle oils from a trendy restaurant and garlic so she started screaming and coughing and I was like THIS IS WHAT YOU GET< THIS IS WHAT YOU GET YOU STUPID COW and she started throwing up in the sink because it was so rancid, then she wanted me to clean up her puke and I was like GET OUT GET OUT NOW and she started crying and crying like a little baby, so I put my coat on and was all pimped out and she was crying more and saying why you cheating why you cheating, but I NEVER EVEN CHEATED, NOT EVEN ONE TIME, except this one girl, she let me scream really loud at her titties like really really loud, but thats it. I never even cheated and she got mad at me, I know what you mean man, women is like a car that you drive but its not a fast car because they keep asking you why you cheat, that isn't cool

So why did you cheat anyways?
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post #58 of 60
1/28/11 at 1:28pm
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Originally Posted by Fraiche View Post
So why did you cheat anyways?

Perhaps he had to poo and there was no toilet nearby, only a chick.
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post #59 of 60
1/28/11 at 5:04pm
This can't be real. It just can't. If it is, this kid must get picked on relentlessy.
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post #60 of 60
2/5/11 at 5:33pm
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Originally Posted by Desi View Post
LEAVE before she strangles you in your sleep while reciting poetry backwards.

That is funny!
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