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post #1 of 6
1/25/11 at 8:48am
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How do I impress a baseball coach? I live an area where playing competitive baseball is the thing. I tried out for the spring team and he basically didn't even look at me. I went to every day of baseball conditioning for 6 months and didn't make first cut. Summer team tryouts are tomorrrow. How can I impress him?
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post #2 of 6
1/25/11 at 8:53am
1. Become the catcher.

2. Grab a glove and become an all fielding no hitting short stop.

Either of these should work for you.
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post #3 of 6
1/25/11 at 11:27am
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Originally Posted by Slopho View Post
1. Become the catcher.

2. Grab a glove and become an all fielding no hitting short stop.

Either of these should work for you.

Or find a 98 MPH fastball.

Or juice.
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post #4 of 6
1/25/11 at 11:40am
Or hit .650+ and date the coach's daughter!
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post #5 of 6
1/25/11 at 4:01pm
Roids....lots o' roids.

That and some baseball skill. Either, or.



(but mostly the roids...take a SHIT TON of them)
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post #6 of 6
1/26/11 at 7:32am
tell him you know the infield fly rule
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