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post #2026 of 2412
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It's a superhero flick, it's not to be meant to be believed realistically. This is a film about a billionaire playboy who dresses up as a bat for gods sake. Do you want Banes bomb to have a 3 year timer in which Bruce has enough time to rehab and get better? You simply have to have some suspension of belief to enjoy the film instead of picking on every single damn thing. I seriously have no idea how fucking frustrating it must be to be sitting next to people like you who just wants everything to be logical. Lets just assume the damn police department is that dumb to attack the sewers and go running towards an armed mob after escaping from being captive for months and still be clean shaven. Yeah I get it, plot holes up the ass and sorry you guys had to sit through this shit fest of a movie, next time stay at home and save your $12 or go to the movie high.

And yes when Bruce returned he is stronger than Bane, in their first fight Bats was out of the game for 8 years w/o training. He was practically hobbled and injured and underestimated Bane.

At the end, just get over it and move on. You hated the film and stated it on more than one occasion and everyone already shitted on the thread because they want a 10 hour documentary where everything is explained to detail.

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post #2027 of 2412
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

He was at least as strong as before the beating. Plus you dismiss the important part, he was a cripple even before he was brutally beaten, but a few push ups on a starvation diet and magically he can escape from the inescapable. He makes Rocky Balboa seem like a piker.


hahaha...ur dum. "the important part"??? this is a movie about a man in a bat costume. take your importance elsewhere.
post #2028 of 2412
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Originally Posted by sinnedk View Post

thanks for proving my point with crappy movies!

What point? You said nobody else even made such a movie, then when it was demonstrated you were wrong you had to redefine what 'superhero movie' meant (somehow including The Crow but excluding V for Vendetta and Sin City).

Here's the original quote:
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Originally Posted by sinnedk View Post

other than "the crow" back in 1994 no one tackled a "dark" super hero movie, they were all very comic like, Nolan threw a curve ball that everyone appreciated icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif

I'm not here to win points or anything, but what you said was just plain wrong.
post #2029 of 2412
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Originally Posted by RFX45 View Post

It's a superhero flick, it's not to be meant to be believed realistically. This is a film about a billionaire playboy who dresses up as a bat for gods sake. Do you want Banes bomb to have a 3 year timer in which Bruce has enough time to rehab and get better? You simply have to have some suspension of belief to enjoy the film instead of picking on every single damn thing. I seriously have no idea how fucking frustrating it must be to be sitting next to people like you who just wants everything to be logical. Lets just assume the damn police department is that dumb to attack the sewers and go running towards an armed mob after escaping from being captive for months and still be clean shaven. Yeah I get it, plot holes up the ass and sorry you guys had to sit through this shit fest of a movie, next time stay at home and save your $12 or go to the movie high.
And yes when Bruce returned he is stronger than Bane, in their first fight Bats was out of the game for 8 years w/o training. He was practically hobbled and injured and underestimated Bane.
At the end, just get over it and move on. You hated the film and stated it on more than one occasion and everyone already shitted on the thread because they want a 10 hour documentary where everything is explained to detail.
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Hang on a sec buddy, I was staying out of the thread and was just responding to embowafa's post. No need to get all riled up.

Do I want Bane's bomb to have a 3 year timer? No I would have preferred a non-laughable plot device.

It seems that the lovers of the movie have gone from;

It was great and perfect and the sun shines out of Nolan's arse, to
It was a fine movie with a few plot holes, to
yeah we know that nothing in the movie made any sense whatsoever but hey it's a comic book movie it doesn't need to have a decent plot/script, just shut up and enjoy the Bang explosions and Pow Ka Blam Whammo WWEesque punch ups.
post #2030 of 2412
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

Hang on a sec buddy, I've been out of the thread for a while

A whole 15 hours!
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

It seems that the lovers of the movie have gone from;

It was great and perfect and the sun shines out of Nolan's arse, to
It was a fine movie with a few plot holes, to
yeah we know that nothing in the movie made any sense whatsoever but hey it's a comic book movie it doesn't need to have a decent plot/script, just shut up and enjoy the Bang explosions and Pow Ka Blam Whammo WWEesque punch ups.

Not for me, I just don't demand a movie be factually perfect or realistic in every way for me to enjoy it. Especially considering the previous two movies were not anywhere near being 100% factually perfect or realistic.
post #2031 of 2412
Can we stop feeding the troll?
post #2032 of 2412
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post


It seems that the lovers of the movie have gone from;
It was great and perfect and the sun shines out of Nolan's arse, to
It was a fine movie with a few plot holes, to
yeah we know that nothing in the movie made any sense whatsoever but hey it's a comic book movie it doesn't need to have a decent plot/script, just shut up and enjoy the Bang explosions and Pow Ka Blam Whammo WWEesque punch ups.

No I stand by my initial review and that the movie was very, very good but not as good as TDK. I just never have a stick up my ass and nitpick every film, I actually try and enjoy myself and the film instead of being a critic and expecting that everything has to be perfect.

And you don't want those who like the film to get riled up? Look at the past 10 or so pages, it is nothing but bitching and complaining as if you guys could make a better film. I have stayed relatively quite and been humorous for the most part (ask Rambo and JMR, I play along and just shit around) but there is a point where some of the complaints is just so ridiculous and stupid that people need to be told/asked to just move on with their lives.

Again the fans are the one who gets told as being "angry" or "riled up" when the thread has turned to shit because of stupid and idiotic complaints.
post #2033 of 2412
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Can we stop feeding the troll?

How have I been trolling? You don't have the intellectual capacity to make a coherent response to someone who disagrees with you so it must be a troll. Why not start your own thread, "Why TDKR is the most awesomestest movie eva icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif"
post #2034 of 2412
Thanks for making my case. Seems like you enjoy the act of debating rather than the topic at hand, which encompasses the majority of us enjoying a novel film.

Please stop with your rhetoric and e-peen attitude. No one cares about your smarts and wits though this forum seems to give credit to a lot of the members who are contrarians and put up a good fight. I think you made your point already anyways like 10+ pages ago. It is like you're going to war now with everyone. You love solving plot holes it seems so why not look at your own life because you seem to be quite the unhappy man. Please continue on posting your dry JAV photos in respective thread and show yourself out the door here.
post #2035 of 2412
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Originally Posted by RFX45 View Post

No I stand by my initial review and that the movie was very, very good but not as good as TDK. I just never have a stick up my ass and nitpick every film, I actually try and enjoy myself and the film instead of being a critic and expecting that everything has to be perfect.
And you don't want those who like the film to get riled up? Look at the past 10 or so pages, it is nothing but bitching and complaining as if you guys could make a better film. I have stayed relatively quite and been humorous for the most part (ask Rambo and JMR, I play along and just shit around) but there is a point where some of the complaints is just so ridiculous and stupid that people need to be told/asked to just move on with their lives.
Again the fans are the one who gets told as being "angry" or "riled up" when the thread has turned to shit because of stupid and idiotic complaints.

I should have named names because I don't put you in that group, however not one of my complaints is idiotic, and it was the 'fans' who started the ad hom "wanna be rotten tomato/ get a life" comments. I've directed all my comments until just above to the movie itself not the participants in this thread.
post #2036 of 2412
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Originally Posted by gettoasty View Post

Thanks for making my case. Seems like you enjoy the act of debating rather than the topic at hand, which encompasses the majority of us enjoying a novel film.
Please stop with your rhetoric and e-peen attitude. No one cares about your smarts and wits though this forum seems to give credit to a lot of the members who are contrarians and put up a good fight. I think you made your point already anyways like 10+ pages ago. It is like you're going to war now with everyone. You love solving plot holes it seems so why not look at your own life because you seem to be quite the unhappy man. Please continue on posting your dry JAV photos in respective thread and show yourself out the door here.

Can't play the ball so you play the man hey?

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OK again I'm outta the thread (hopefully)
post #2037 of 2412
How about this, the more logical and realistic TDKR:

Instead of a bomb on a timer, Bane writes a strongly worded letter to the UN requesting sanctions against Gotham City based on corruption that has been uncovered by wikileaks. Bruce Wayne, an eccentric billionaire who keeps pet bats and is called "The Batman" by school children, assists by hosting a series of elegant and tasteful fundraising dinners and cocktail parties for local politicians whose agendas he agrees with.

An election is held and the people of Gotham take to the streets . . . and vote! The politician Wayne was backing wins by a landslide. Talia is furious and wants revenge, so she sleeps with the politician and convinces him to agree to the sanctions. Trade with a handful of countries is ceased and people shrug as they experience no loss as the only countries to participate in the sanctions are Poland, Israel and Spain. Okay I lied, two Gothamites write extremely lengthy and angry YELP reviews about the dearth of jamon at a local spanish restaurant.

The sanctions are repealed three days later after Talia goes with a lucrative tabloid deal for exposing the politicians infidelity (she kept a dress with jizz stains). Bane, in his anger, takes to the internet and posts bitterly on styleforum about "those damn liberals" until he gets a week time-out to cool down. He comes back after that week just to whine about lapel width. The Batman and the rest of Gotham don't give a shit!

Fin


There, TDKR with all the gritty realism we've been hoping for. You're welcome.
post #2038 of 2412
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Originally Posted by celery View Post

How about this, the more logical and realistic TDKR:
Instead of a bomb on a timer, Bane writes a strongly worded letter to the UN requesting sanctions against Gotham City based on corruption that has been uncovered by wikileaks. Bruce Wayne, an eccentric billionaire who keeps pet bats and is called "The Batman" by school children, assists by hosting a series of elegant and tasteful fundraising dinners and cocktail parties for local politicians whose agendas he agrees with.
An election is held and the people of Gotham take to the streets . . . and vote! The politician Wayne was backing wins by a landslide. Talia is furious and wants revenge, so she sleeps with the politician and convinces him to agree to the sanctions. Trade with a handful of countries is ceased and people shrug as they experience no loss as the only countries to participate in the sanctions are Poland, Israel and Spain. Okay I lied, two Gothamites write extremely lengthy and angry YELP reviews about the dearth of jamon at a local spanish restaurant.
The sanctions are repealed three days later after Talia goes with a lucrative tabloid deal for exposing the politicians infidelity (she kept a dress with jizz stains). Bane, in his anger, takes to the internet and posts bitterly on styleforum about "those damn liberals" until he gets a week time-out to cool down. He comes back after that week just to whine about lapel width. The Batman and the rest of Gotham don't give a shit!
Fin
There, TDKR with all the gritty realism we've been hoping for. You're welcome.

It's a movie SF deserves but not the one it needs right now... ?
post #2039 of 2412
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

He was at least as strong as before the beating. Plus you dismiss the important part, he was a cripple even before he was brutally beaten, but a few push ups on a starvation diet and magically he can escape from the inescapable. He makes Rocky Balboa seem like a piker.

fox gave him that thing to put on his leg that solved the crippled problem, remember? besides, he's an ex league of shadows member. the training is nothing, WILL IS EVERYTHING!

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I seriously have no idea how fucking frustrating it must be to be sitting next to people like you who just wants everything to be logical.

this.
post #2040 of 2412
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Originally Posted by darkknight View Post

fox gave him that thing to put on his leg that solved the crippled problem, remember? besides, he's an ex league of shadows member. the training is nothing, WILL IS EVERYTHING!
this.

Didn't have that thing in the pit.
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