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Meddling scientists have rearranged the Zodiac!

post #1 of 8
1/14/11 at 9:30am
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Scientists, that eternal force lined in league with Satan and in opposition to reason, have recaculated the Zodiac chart based on the shifting of the Earth's axis over the last 3000 years. Thse vile liars claim I am now a Capricorn instead of my rightful Aquarius. Fllth! Lies! Flthy lies!

Damned be vile science.
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post #2 of 8
1/14/11 at 8:11pm
The new zodiac sign is pretty lame, Ophiuchus? Umm...yeah. I'm a former Aquarius now Capricorn as well. I refuse to convert.
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post #3 of 8
1/14/11 at 8:37pm
Everyone felt compelled to make a facebook status about this.
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post #4 of 8
1/14/11 at 11:21pm
Some people are debunking the 'scientist'.
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post #5 of 8
1/14/11 at 11:26pm
My sign is still "No Parking 3-5AM Tuesday"
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post #6 of 8
1/15/11 at 11:14am
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Originally Posted by Don Carlos View Post
Scientists, that eternal force lined in league with Satan and in opposition to reason, have recaculated the Zodiac chart based on the shifting of the Earth's axis over the last 3000 years. Thse vile liars claim I am now a Capricorn instead of my rightful Aquarius. Fllth! Lies! Flthy lies!

Damned be vile science.

Our bdays must be rearry crose. I changed to Capricorn too.
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post #7 of 8
1/15/11 at 12:20pm
Wonderful. Now I have a second horoscope to ignore.
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post #8 of 8
1/15/11 at 2:29pm
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Originally Posted by darnelled View Post
Wonderful. Now I have a second horoscope to ignore.

+infinity
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