Originally Posted by Nantucket Red
What's the difference between a tribe of Pygmies and a women's track team?
One's a bunch of cunning runts.
What's the difference between the circus and the Can-Can (or New Labour, or the Bush admininstration etc etc)?
One's a cunning array of stunts.
What d'you call a donkey with three legs?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
Still no idea.
What do you call a man with a seagul on his head?
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?
What do you call a man with scratches down his face?
What do you call a camel with three humps?
What's brown and sticky?
What's pink, flat and fishy?
A pink flat fish.
What's pink and plays the piano?
What's brown and sings?
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because the parrots ate'm all.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
A friend of mine's a cat burglar - He sands down their paws and resprays them.
What do you call a cat that's just eaten a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.