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post #46 of 196
Guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his head. Bartender asks, "What'll you have?" Monkey says, "Gimme a bourbon straight up, and the stupid monkey'll have a beer." In the same vein: Guy walks into a vetrinarian's office with a parrot on his shoulder. The receptionist asks, "What can I do for you?" Parrot says, "I'd like to see the doctor about removing this ugly wart from my ass."
post #47 of 196
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAARRRRRRRR!

(one for the mid-90s ravers)
Why do monkeys get lost?
Because jungle is massive.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the lightbulb and one to su....on second thoughts, this forum is relatively polite company.
post #48 of 196
How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
post #49 of 196
Quote:
Originally Posted by chrysalid
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAARRRRRRRR!



How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the lightbulb and one to su....on second thoughts, this forum is relatively polite company.



Yes, I know how it 'finishes off'...
post #50 of 196
Quote:
Originally Posted by Britalian


Yes, I know how it 'finishes off'...

It has a happy ending, as they say down the docks.
post #51 of 196
How many kids with ADD does it take to cha---Hey. let's go ride our bikes!


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post #52 of 196
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes him 4 episodes to do it.
post #53 of 196
How many supermodels does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. She holds the bulb, while the rest of the universe revolves around HER (you have to say it with the correct tooone).
post #54 of 196
How many scatologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the bulb, the other to hold the stool.
post #55 of 196
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fish

How many message board trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he uses fifty different identities to do it.

OR

Two: one to change the light bulb and one to blame Manton for it being out.
post #56 of 196
Three telltale signs that Jesus was Jewish:

1: He lived at home until he was 25
2: He went into his father's business
3: His mother thought he was God

post #57 of 196
Quote:
Originally Posted by RJman
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fish


Was it soluble?
post #58 of 196
Awesome!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alter
Nice!

Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit, it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... a talking muffin!"
post #59 of 196
What's the difference between a tribe of Pygmies and a women's track team?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.

post #60 of 196
What do you call a two legged cow?











Lean Beef....













What do you call a no legged cow???

















Ground Beef.....




















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