Guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his head. Bartender asks, "What'll you have?" Monkey says, "Gimme a bourbon straight up, and the stupid monkey'll have a beer." In the same vein: Guy walks into a vetrinarian's office with a parrot on his shoulder. The receptionist asks, "What can I do for you?" Parrot says, "I'd like to see the doctor about removing this ugly wart from my ass."
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11/24/06 at 10:13am