3 Guys are sitting by a Campfire talking about how tough they are.
1st Guy says, I'm so tough I once fell out of an airplane, landed in a lake, swam 5 miles to get out, than lived off the wild for a month to survive.
2nd Guy says, That's tough, but I'm tougher, I once saved an old man and woman, their daughter, son'inlaw and their dog KoKO froma pack of wolves with nothing but my bare hands and a swiss armny knife. Let's just say this coat I have on is from the Wolfpack's leader.
3rd Guy, *silence* looks at the other 2 guys and continues to stir the fire with his dick.