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post #16 of 137
dont you guys have friends?
post #17 of 137
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dont you guys have friends?

When she's gone, it's total relaxation time for me. Friends are a good way to get out of the apartment while she's home.
post #18 of 137
1) Jack it 3+ times a day
2) Watch too much porn
3) Clean and polish my shoes and briefcases
4) Eat like shit
post #19 of 137
Married life sounds a little depressing.
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bathe, feed, dress and take care of 2 kids. not much more than that

FTFM
post #21 of 137
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Married life sounds a little depressing.

+1
post #22 of 137
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dont you guys have friends?

what are we, in high school?
post #23 of 137
When the wife was with her previous employer, she used to have to go to Alaska for a few days each quarter. I would use that time to go on nice long runs or stay at the gym longer than I normally would, go see movies in the theatre that she had no interest in, and rearrange furniture with the hope that she wouldn't notice when she returned.
post #24 of 137
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Married life sounds a little depressing.

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+1

Strange logic guys. Married people say they miss their wife and don't particularly enjoy when she's away and your interpretation is that married life is depressing? I think you got it slightly backwards.
post #25 of 137
read the above post. moving furniture around and hoping your wife doesnt notice seems like a depressing life to me.
post #26 of 137
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Strange logic guys. Married people say they miss their wife and don't particularly enjoy when she's away and your interpretation is that married life is depressing? I think you got it slightly backwards.

Eh. If you need another person to stop you from compulsively masturbating and eating like shit, yeah, that seems a little depressing.
post #27 of 137
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Eh. If you need another person to stop you from compulsively masturbating and eating like shit, yeah, that seems a little depressing.

Sometimes the wifely unit makes us want to be better men (when they're around). OR sometimes the wifely unit tazes us when we whip out the wang at inappropriate times. Marriage is a funny thing.
post #28 of 137
I do pretty much the same thing as when she's here, I just don't have my usual partner in crime with me to enjoy things.
post #29 of 137
Eat poorly, watch DVD's, don't fix the bed & fart profusely!
post #30 of 137
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Originally Posted by Nil View Post
Eh. If you need another person to stop you from compulsively masturbating and eating like shit, yeah, that seems a little depressing.

Man that's not it at all. More like you rarely get (or would want) a chance to be lazy and hedonistic when you have the family around so on the rare occasion when you can you just do nothing but eat crap food and do whatever amuses you. It's really nice to not have anyone need anything from you for 24 hrs. But not much longer.
Frankly being single seems boring to me now.
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