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post #106 of 137
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Originally Posted by DrMoBueno View Post
The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.

never understood why do some guys marry this kind of girls at all... checking history of google searches? wtf?!
post #107 of 137
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Originally Posted by spb_lady View Post
never understood why do some guys marry this kind of girls at all... checking history of google searches? wtf?!

It pops up automatically if you type in a letter or two. Perhaps it was unintentional, but my wife would have been mad she didn't get to go...
post #108 of 137
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Originally Posted by DrMoBueno View Post
Marriage, a young man's folly and an old man's comfort.

I don't have to look over my shoulder every now and again to make sure the coast is clear when I'm on the phone or on the internet.

Post-it to remind myself to reset the browser and clean the cache, because...

The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.
So, you dated a psycho bitch that cares abuot every little detail of your life, but it's every woman's fault. Find one that isn't twelve.

Also, Firefox -> Tools -> Private Browsing

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Originally Posted by spb_lady View Post
never understood why do some guys marry this kind of girls at all... checking history of google searches? wtf?!
People are idiots.

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Originally Posted by NORE View Post
It pops up automatically if you type in a letter or two. Perhaps it was unintentional, but my wife would have been mad she didn't get to go...
You can also disable saved searches, which any smart person did the day they got a computer.
post #109 of 137
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Originally Posted by DrMoBueno View Post
The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.

chrome --> new incognito window
post #110 of 137
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Originally Posted by mkarim View Post
+1000000.

+1,000,000,000

Teh rulz grind you down...
post #111 of 137
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Originally Posted by mkarim View Post
There's a saying: A woman marries a man expecting that he will change and he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting she won't change and she does.

Heard that one too - so true.
post #112 of 137
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Originally Posted by brown eyes View Post
when the wife's away.. spend time w/ the gf
when the gf's away.. spend time w/ the wife

Yes of course. It's necessary to have at least two if not three women. When one is PMS or on the rag, there's always another to peg into. Keeps me calm and pleasant toward them all.

Always pick a wife who's much younger so you can peg her mother. Divide and conquer, I always say.
post #113 of 137
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Originally Posted by pocketsquareguy View Post
Your wife or GF is out of town for a few days. What do you do that is different than when she is around?

Pray she returns before I kill again.
post #114 of 137
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Originally Posted by NORE View Post
tools>internet options>clear browsing history every time Firefox closes>save.
+1 I use Chrome for a regular browser, and for watching porn I use Firefox - history gets deleted every time I close it. Works flawlessly for me.
post #115 of 137
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Originally Posted by cold war painter View Post
Pray she returns before I kill again.

So, how is that working for you?
post #116 of 137
I buy $10,000 worth of clothes and then rent a storage locker before she gets back.
post #117 of 137
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Originally Posted by thekunk07 View Post
well, it's not all roses. i am lost because there is no one to fight with or demand sex and food from

Reading this on the bus and actually laughed out loud. Got a few weird looks.
post #118 of 137
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Originally Posted by pocketsquareguy View Post
So, how is that working for you?



Now that you've called my bluff, I don't have the chops to riff on that any further.

What actually happens is that I read instead of watching TV, and cook things I like to eat that she doesn't. All pretty boring really.
post #119 of 137
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Originally Posted by Master-Classter View Post
I buy $10,000 worth of clothes and then rent a storage locker before she gets back.

LOL i see what you did thar

Srsly though, my girl used to travel a lot while she was a nanny for a rich traveling family, until she quit that job. Usually it was for anywhere between two to four weeks. Pretty much every night I would be at the bar getting completely, utterly sloshed and then passing out in some friend's living room. Never would consider affairs though. I'm too loyal.
post #120 of 137
GF was recently gone for a few days. Got some projects around the apartment finished, though I realized I need her input on some others.

I also played an inordinate amount of video games and ordered Chinese food; though the latter isn't out of the norm since we order out a few times a month.

I was going to do the laundry but couldn't find where she has hidden our "building laundry machine card" and she couldn't remember when I inquired either.

I didn't go to the gym, which is a stark contrast to the last time she was gone for an extended period of time and I hit the gym 6 days a week. Then again, she was previously gone for 5 weeks, the most recent was only a few days.
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