What do you do when your wife/GF is away? - Page 8

never understood why do some guys marry this kind of girls at all... checking history of google searches? wtf?!

It pops up automatically if you type in a letter or two. Perhaps it was unintentional, but my wife would have been mad she didn't get to go...

So, you dated a psycho bitch that cares abuot every little detail of your life, but it's every woman's fault. Find one that isn't twelve.

Also, Firefox -> Tools -> Private Browsing

People are idiots.

You can also disable saved searches, which any smart person did the day they got a computer.

chrome --> new incognito window

+1,000,000,000

Teh rulz grind you down...

Heard that one too - so true.

Yes of course. It's necessary to have at least two if not three women. When one is PMS or on the rag, there's always another to peg into. Keeps me calm and pleasant toward them all.

Always pick a wife who's much younger so you can peg her mother. Divide and conquer, I always say.

Pray she returns before I kill again.

+1 I use Chrome for a regular browser, and for watching porn I use Firefox - history gets deleted every time I close it. Works flawlessly for me.

I buy $10,000 worth of clothes and then rent a storage locker before she gets back.

Reading this on the bus and actually laughed out loud. Got a few weird looks.

Now that you've called my bluff, I don't have the chops to riff on that any further.

What actually happens is that I read instead of watching TV, and cook things I like to eat that she doesn't. All pretty boring really.

LOL i see what you did thar

Srsly though, my girl used to travel a lot while she was a nanny for a rich traveling family, until she quit that job. Usually it was for anywhere between two to four weeks. Pretty much every night I would be at the bar getting completely, utterly sloshed and then passing out in some friend's living room. Never would consider affairs though. I'm too loyal.

GF was recently gone for a few days. Got some projects around the apartment finished, though I realized I need her input on some others.

I also played an inordinate amount of video games and ordered Chinese food; though the latter isn't out of the norm since we order out a few times a month.

I was going to do the laundry but couldn't find where she has hidden our "building laundry machine card" and she couldn't remember when I inquired either.

I didn't go to the gym, which is a stark contrast to the last time she was gone for an extended period of time and I hit the gym 6 days a week. Then again, she was previously gone for 5 weeks, the most recent was only a few days.