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What do you do when your wife/GF is away?

post #1 of 137
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Your wife or GF is out of town for a few days. What do you do that is different than when she is around?
post #2 of 137
I kind of go to pieces; it's actually pretty embarrassing. She is a highly domesticating influence on me. I eat terribly, because cooking for me isn't as fun as cooking for her. I don't put away clothes or dishes or clean up after myself, it's pretty lame. I stay up really late for no reason at all. It's even harder now with the baby because I can't just go out and eat and not make a mess at home instead. I generally try to find some company to come over or somewhere to go with her.
post #3 of 137
Lotsa drankin' an 'batin'. It gets old after day two.
post #4 of 137
buy hookers and do lots of meth. ...oh and leave the seat up.
post #5 of 137
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Originally Posted by WoodyStylee View Post
...oh and leave the seat up.

total bad ass
post #6 of 137
My meaningless text conversations dwindle to zero and I actually get to listen to my Iphone music without tri-hourly distruptions. Good times
post #7 of 137
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I go out a buy a dungeness crab and cook it and eat it along with melted butter, garlic bread and cole slaw.

(she can't stand the smell)
post #8 of 137
Hmmm. Last time this happened...before the children arrived... I watched the movies I wanted to watch (it was Repo Man and In Bruges), listen to the music I want to hear on the main stereo - as loud as I want, cook what I feel like eating, stay up too late and wake up too early, and brew the coffee a bit stronger. Now that I have little ones...it may mean a Barney marathon or something.
post #9 of 137
Buy a bunch of turkey, pepper jack cheese, greens and bread to make sandwiches for a few days.

Watch TV series and shows I have fallen behind on.

Watch movies I'd been meaning to catch that I know she wouldn't like.

Play hours of video games that I never get around to when she's home.

Beat it like 3-4 time per day.

Drink straight out of the milk jug (she hates that haha!).

Eat cereal while on the couch.

If it's football Sunday I'll order a pizza and just hang out in the living room in shorts, t-shirt, and slippers all day.
post #10 of 137
bathe, feed, dress and take care of 3 kids. not much more than that
post #11 of 137
I spend ALOT of time in my garage with my mistress.
post #12 of 137
her sister





post #13 of 137
when the wife's away.. spend time w/ the gf when the gf's away.. spend time w/ the wife
post #14 of 137
twice my wife and kids were away. twice i had grand plans of debauchery. twice i watched porn and ate wings and missed them by day 2.
post #15 of 137
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twice my wife and kids were away. twice i had grand plans of debauchery. twice i watched porn and ate wings and missed them by day 2.

Sounds about right.

For me, I eat steak twice a day and beat it, watch fucked up movies or read comics, maybe get into some random project.
That and take some really long naps at inappropriate times.
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