What do you do when your wife/GF is away?

I kind of go to pieces; it's actually pretty embarrassing. She is a highly domesticating influence on me. I eat terribly, because cooking for me isn't as fun as cooking for her. I don't put away clothes or dishes or clean up after myself, it's pretty lame. I stay up really late for no reason at all. It's even harder now with the baby because I can't just go out and eat and not make a mess at home instead. I generally try to find some company to come over or somewhere to go with her.

Lotsa drankin' an 'batin'. It gets old after day two.

buy hookers and do lots of meth. ...oh and leave the seat up.

total bad ass

My meaningless text conversations dwindle to zero and I actually get to listen to my Iphone music without tri-hourly distruptions. Good times

Hmmm. Last time this happened...before the children arrived... I watched the movies I wanted to watch (it was Repo Man and In Bruges), listen to the music I want to hear on the main stereo - as loud as I want, cook what I feel like eating, stay up too late and wake up too early, and brew the coffee a bit stronger. Now that I have little ones...it may mean a Barney marathon or something.

Buy a bunch of turkey, pepper jack cheese, greens and bread to make sandwiches for a few days.

Watch TV series and shows I have fallen behind on.

Watch movies I'd been meaning to catch that I know she wouldn't like.

Play hours of video games that I never get around to when she's home.

Beat it like 3-4 time per day.

Drink straight out of the milk jug (she hates that haha!).

Eat cereal while on the couch.

If it's football Sunday I'll order a pizza and just hang out in the living room in shorts, t-shirt, and slippers all day.

bathe, feed, dress and take care of 3 kids. not much more than that

I spend ALOT of time in my garage with my mistress.

her sister

when the wife's away.. spend time w/ the gf when the gf's away.. spend time w/ the wife

twice my wife and kids were away. twice i had grand plans of debauchery. twice i watched porn and ate wings and missed them by day 2.

Sounds about right.

For me, I eat steak twice a day and beat it, watch fucked up movies or read comics, maybe get into some random project.
That and take some really long naps at inappropriate times.