Originally Posted by Edward Appleby
Are you honestly saying that you're willing to try hormone therapy, which has a number of risks and side effects, just so that you can have filaments of dead cells sticking out in front of your ears?
No, not really. This was more of a vent than anything. I don't expect I'll be able to grow sideburns for awhile, chemically enhanced or otherwise.
Just out of curiosity, CAN you grow sideburns?