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What's with you and your copy&pasta man?uhoh.gif
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian wearing TOJ named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

(didn't mean to derail thread; forgive me, let's worship the jawnz)


Edited by B0Bs4g3t - 6/11/13 at 8:04am
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA
 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.



dude I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like ****. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..
post #31235 of 44297
Best of luck with your restaurant, drew. If you're even half as successful as TOJ you shouldn't have a problem. One question though, will the main course be made to measure? Like if I had a big starter, maybe I'd like to reduce the portions a bit on the main course.


Anywho, I was about to walk out the door when the delivery guy dropped this off, so the pictures were a bit hurried. Theres some awesome grain patterns going on in some places on the jacket.






also my new guitar came today
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Today was a good day.


Anywho, the moto. Black lamb, gunmetal zips. I ordered at the beginning of March, so about 14 weeks to my door. Here are the final measurements and the body measurements I sent charly, since stressing about sizing is always fun
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shoulders 18.5"
chest (pit-to-pit) 22"
midsection 18.5"
waist 19.0"
body length, front 21.6"
body length, back 23.6"
sleeve length, from shoulder 25.5"
sleeve width @ pit 7.5"
sleeve width @ elbow 6.6"
sleeve width @ cuff 5.3"

Height: 5'10"
Shoulders, front: 18"ish
Chest: 40" to 41"
True waist: 31"
Hips: 34"
Front length: 21"
Back length: 24" (this one I'm less sure about)
Bicep, bent & flexed: 13.75"
Arm length: 25.5" to 26"

Fits really well. I was worried it would be too tight, then I was worried it would be too loose... actually fits good. These guys can really make jackets (if you didn't already know). When I put it on I thought I would have problems layering since it fits slim, but then I tried it on with a sweater underneath and it appears to still fit the same. I'm not really sure how that works, but I'm not complaining. The gussets in the back are also really cool, I can fully extend my arms forward without it feeling tight. Maybe I'm just too used to suit jackets. The zippers also jingle when I walk, haha. Everyone has talked about how soft the lamb is so I'll spare you guys this time, its pretty sweet.
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I hope you get a Michelin star biggrin.gif

What's next, TOJ cook books?

I guess I now need to pull the trigger on my Steel Grey suede channel quilt BCDR and a black lamb MDR.

And I'm set.

I do hope there will be a 5 year anniversary pre-made varsity in the future. And I look forward to capsule collections, I think that's a good compromise instead of going mass production and still offering a unique offering hopefully there will be excess inventory created for the rest of us to order online and not just the stores themselves.
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Best of luck Drew. Thanks for the awesome jackets.

(and Charly and Dan of course.)
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Originally Posted by Potsnu View Post

I hope you get a Michelin star biggrin.gif

What's next, TOJ cook books?

It'll be out in 3 years, with a picture of Drew wearing an electric blue MDR with his arms crossed and standing in front of a Pacojet and an antigriddle. Charly will be to the side, tweezing candied yuzu garnish onto the poached whitefish. There will be a forward by Jeffrey Steingarten about how Drew found inspiration working with custom leather
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Originally Posted by max_r View Post

Anywho, I was about to walk out the door when the delivery guy dropped this off, so the pictures were a bit hurried. Theres some awesome grain patterns going on in some places on the jacket.

Looking good would have to be happy with that, actually making me rethink this instead of the MDR

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Originally Posted by SmellyFeet View Post

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian wearing TOJ named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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Originally Posted by SmellyFeet View Post

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dude I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like ****. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..

STFU!
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best of luck to Drew and the TOJ guys in the future!  they are going to make bank this last month...wow.  I'm definitely going to place an order.

i'm thinking black lamb BCDR (with channel quilted shoulders) most likely, but also very tempted by the brown lamb A2 bomber.  i'm not badass enough to pull of a regular MDR.

 

 

anybody have a medium grey or toffee tan rider style jacket?  i'm curious what those color ways would look like in the BCDR.  

 

does the BCDR look decent with a collard shirt underneath?  haven't seen any pics of that either...

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Well some savings have been redirected to TOJ stuff now. Brown lamb A2 and medium gray lamb suede T1. Really cool to see a brand blow up like it has, and I'd buy a cookbook from Drew. Hopefully when the TOJ boys come back I can order a chesterfield.
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Originally Posted by max_r View Post

also my new guitar came today
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that is a beautiful, unusual guitar.
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Sad to hear the news, but on the bright side, I received a new 4-zip MDR today. Thanks for the jacket TOJ!

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I wish you all the best Drew but damn the timing of this was bad. I just had to pay 400 on medical bills. I wanted a black 4 zip moto with silver zips but won't have the time to save up that much money. So maybe I will get a wool MA-1 if I save up enough. I already have a black/black TOJ1 and a brown A-2, I'm thinking maybe I will get this in charcoal.
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