The new official TOJ thread, 2011 - Page 1617

Originally Posted by Synthese 

Dear Drew,
I was so cold today. All I own are short jackets, and sadly, a sheepskin bomber does nothing to minimize the effects that this damp, grey, dreary November weather has on my thighs. I thought to myself while picking my way across the cobblestones, "Man, it's too bad I don't have a TOJ fishtail. Hey! Maybe I should just order one! Or a Chesterfield! Or a new TOJ N3-B! Or some other suitably louche, formal outerwear option that Drew is cooking up!" And then I remembered that if I ordered a fishtail now, I might not get it until February or March. And then I experienced a trance-like vision of navigating a Temple of Jawnz online store, selecting a jacket in my size in my preferred color that was already in stock, with standardized measurements listed right under a giant checkout button that said "KOP JAWNZ," and the subsequent orgasmic rush of two-day gratification, and I swooned in the street. Upon waking, surrounded by a crowd of awed onlookers, I felt compelled to come to you, messianic, and lay my vision at your feet so that you might make all these things into glorious reality. If you don't, I will probably waffle and waffle and waffle and then it will be February and I will own no coats at all, from the Temple or otherwise. That, or I'll buy some British heritage thing and, so doing, will bring about an apocalypse of tweed and hunter wellies in traditional British green, and the wailing of a thousand babes will usher in a new, horrific era of functional, timeless classics in quirky but presentable and always-appropriate colors like "plum," "oatmeal," and "Scottish heather."
Best Wishes, and Think of the Children,
Synthese