Jersey Shore 3 - Page 14

Definitely Pauly D, then Vinny, then Sitch.

I'm in complete agreement with the reverse MVP, Pauly is hilarious, Vinny has his moments and Mike just has some incredible interviews.

Does Pauly ever get drunk though??

Good question, I've never seen him at the level I've seen Ronnie or Mike.

He's also the oldest in the house...I think he's like 31-32? His drink until your stupid days are probably behind him...if he had them at all.

I thought Mike was the oldest at 27. I can't see them having a 30+ y.o. on there. I also want to see more of slut Sammi, she needs to become a fixture in the Smush room.

This show will improve now that Sammi is gone and single Ronnie is out getting drunk and roid raging every night.

Wonder if Sammi will be on the Italy show. Hopefully not.

Nope! They even showed something called "When I was 17" last night on MTV with Pauly, Sitch, and Jwoww.

Pauly was 17 in 1997...you do the maths!

Sitch was 17 in 1999, and Jwoww was 17 in 02.

meh meh...carry the 6....Whoa he is 31.

Ronnie definately ain't alpha with all his crying. I hate how he kept saying "guy code". It's man law and girl code. Girls use code since codes are meant to be broken. There's consequences to breaking law hence why it's man law.

absolutely LOVED when Situation said "he's going on about 'guy code'....what about regular human code?"

"Be a woman and man up!"

Ronnie and Sammi are such a toxic couple, but it's remarkable how they have their individual roles within the framework of this train wreck that is their relationship. They're both unreasonable people, but their individual quirks are such that when you interlock them, you get shit like we saw last night.

Sammi is a pro at instigating an argument in any scenario and at any moment. She's like a gifted actress that can produce tears and utter despair on cue. She isn't quite so belligerent, but thankfully, Ronnie picks up the slack for both of them. His genuine lack of either book or street smarts coupled with his short fuse are key ingredients in the type of vicious cycle relationships such as the one he and Sammi have/had. Even when he's in the right, he seems incapable of formulating a cogent response that doesn't involve calling Sammi a name that would get most guys dumped for real.

As entertaining as it was to see Ronnie Hulk-smash Sammi's possessions, I'm glad this saga appears to be finished. This story has absorbed so much of the stint in Miami and it's had a death grip on Season 3. MVP has been reduced to recurring characters because so much of the hour each week is dedicated to Ronnie and Sammi.

Favorite character: Situation. Pauly D has really grown on me, but The Situation is only one of the group I can see staying relevant once the series finally runs its course. He's had his dick-ish moments, but he's also been a reliable source of entertainment nearly every time he appears on screen.

Agreed Situation interviews amazing. Pauly D is the funniest MF in the house

+100. Best line so far from all 3 seasons. He was spot. fucking. on.

That is a strong statement. I won't lie, Sitch was being very insightful with that one, but there are just so many to choose from. I can't think of another show that is more quotable than JS.

I'd have to say the recent "I need closure bro" is climbing the charts for me. Very suprising, considering it came from Sammie, who pretty much offers nothing. "Come at me bro" from Season 1 will always be a favorite, especially since I think Ronnie said it about 10 times in a row.

imo "Come at me bro" will prove to be the show's finest moment of dialogue.
it has real staying power in any given situation.