what I don't get are the fat people who wear underwear to the shower or cover up their ass/junk but don't seem to worry about the fact that their far more disgusting gut/man tits/back tits are in full view. I mean, no one gives a shit about your dick but for fuck sake why be ashamed about what you can't control but be incredibly open about how you abused your body? At a fucking gym of all places. To me obesity is far more offensive and shameful than a small or average penis.
As for the small penis thing, does anyone really think wearing tighty whities into the shower is going to hide that fact? If anything, trying so conspicuously to hide something only calls more attention to what you're trying to hide. Nobody is being fooled.
It's like those dudes who see an open spot at the urinal, but then run into one of the stalls to take a piss. We know why you're doing it, pinkydick.