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post #46 of 337
I try to ignore people in general at the gym (it's 5 fuckin AM and I just want to work out), and the locker room is no exception.

I have seen guys showering in their underwear, as well as some who wear their underwear into the shower and put it back on when they're done. To each his own.
post #47 of 337
Ok seriously every time I see this thread title when viewing the Health & Body forum I laugh out loud. My office mate keeps asking me whats so funny.
post #48 of 337
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Originally Posted by TintoTerra View Post
Leg quivering as he tries to step into a yellowed pair of briefs. Balls hanging like chewing gum in a heatwave.

You are a poet.

Why don't more people wrap their towel around their waist while walking to the shower? It seems so obvious but it seems I am the only one that does this at my gym.
post #49 of 337
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You are a poet.

Why don't more people wrap their towel around their waist while walking to the shower? It seems so obvious but it seems I am the only one that does this at my gym.

It's always the old guys who don't, at least in my experience. It's like they just don't give a fuck anymore. "Yeah, my body looks like a hairy and uncooked bratwurst with tits, but I don't give a rat's ass."
post #50 of 337
what I don't get are the fat people who wear underwear to the shower or cover up their ass/junk but don't seem to worry about the fact that their far more disgusting gut/man tits/back tits are in full view. I mean, no one gives a shit about your dick but for fuck sake why be ashamed about what you can't control but be incredibly open about how you abused your body? At a fucking gym of all places. To me obesity is far more offensive and shameful than a small or average penis.
post #51 of 337
Once in a blue moon, my wife will give me an unfortunate meat curtain update. I don't go to the gym, so no schlong watching for me.
post #52 of 337
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Originally Posted by Mr T View Post
You are a poet.

Why don't more people wrap their towel around their waist while walking to the shower? It seems so obvious but it seems I am the only one that does this at my gym.

I definitely do not do this. You are sweaty and smelly. Why would you wrap a nice clean towel around yourself and get all the grime and grossness on the clean towel? Then afterwards dry your clean body with that dirty towel? Makes no sense to me.
post #53 of 337
or you could bring a clean towel in addition to the one wrapped around your waist and use the clean one after shower
post #54 of 337
I dont understand this showering with your underwear on. It would be virtually impossible to avoid totally soaking your underwear. Wouldnt it be more embarrassing to look like you just pissed your pants? Why not just not take a shower if its that big a deal to you?

Mutagenous one-off would make a pretty good custom title.
post #55 of 337
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Originally Posted by Don Carlos View Post
It's always the old guys who don't, at least in my experience. It's like they just don't give a fuck anymore. "Yeah, my body looks like a hairy and uncooked bratwurst with tits, but I don't give a rat's ass."

It is a generational thing. In the 50's or 60's if you wrapped yourself in a towel in a locker room you were considered odd. Maybe a pussy or homo. You went bare and that was just the way it was done. You only used a towel to sit on in a sauna.It was even like this into the 70's.
post #56 of 337
We had gang showers in the Eighties in high school. Showering with undies would have been unthinkable. Everybody had to shower after phys ed. Yeah, there were two guys who were stand outs: a short, black guy and a tall, skinny Irish kid. The rest of us fell way behind them in the "normal" range. No telling where a whopper will show up.
post #57 of 337
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We had gang showers in the Eighties in high school. Showering with undies would have been unthinkable. Everybody had to shower after phys ed. Yeah, there were two guys who were stand outs: a short, black guy and a tall, skinny Irish kid. The rest of us fell way behind them in the "normal" range. No telling where a whopper will show up.

There's this short Greek guy at my gym in New York... I swear I thought it was a joke when I first saw it. My good friend, a loud mouthed Goldman VP from the Bronx, saw him walk by and actually started clapping, then said "congrata fucking lations" the dude laughed.
post #58 of 337
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Originally Posted by SField View Post
I'm a straight guy (so far) and yeah if one is in my line of vision I'll notice it.

A lot of the time it's an old fat white dude and I'll even take alternate routes to avoid it. The only time I'll actually make a point of looking is if it's one of the few black people in my gym and I want to see if it's as big as is generally advertised. In a few cases I've actually stared in shock and awe for at least a few seconds.

Played sports all my life, never been that uncomfortable with nudity and yeah, I will totally gawk at a monstrous penis that flaccid is like twice the girth of my boner.

We had a guy in our football team in highschool, very meek nice guy with a small asian girlfriend. His cock was fucking enormous. It was a joke. The shit we used to say to him and even in front of his girlfriend was deplorable... but I just don't know how that worked in a basic physical level. Any time he was about to undress the jokes started. How straight of us, I know.

thats hilarious
post #59 of 337
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post #60 of 337
one time i watched in horror as an old-timer patted talc on his balls. another time i starred in awe at some 6 foot black dudes like 8 inch flaccid gregory.
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