Wait... you mean there are people who DON'T? WTF is wrong with you people?
Originally Posted by SField
We had a guy in our football team in highschool, very meek nice guy with a small asian girlfriend. His cock was fucking enormous. It was a joke. The shit we used to say to him and even in front of his girlfriend was deplorable... but I just don't know how that worked in a basic physical level. Any time he was about to undress the jokes started. How straight of us, I know.
You wouldn't happen still to have this fellow's contact information, would you?
Ummm... I have this friend (GoSurface) who might want to know.
Truth time, though, is that most of you guys are hideous pieces of sludge with fleshy appendages more suited to mutagenous one-offs that evolution thankfully had the mercy to kill off eons ago. As such, NO, most of the time it's too frightening to look and an accidental glance can sometimes be enough to give you cold sweats at night.
I'd rather eat a plate of rancid curry than look at the vast majority of you douchebags in the shower.