Looking at penises in the locker room.

Originally Posted by Don Carlos

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no, but you have to understand that in context I always laugh when people talk about penis size on the SF. Because of course on the internet, everyone is the outlier in the locker room.

Now anyone see a man walking around naked with a full-blown boner???????????

Originally Posted by OakCreekHitter

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Now anyone see a man walking around naked with a full-blown boner???????????

I've seen this. I figured he must've had one of those perma-bone implants.

Originally Posted by Don Carlos

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It's like those dudes who see an open spot at the urinal, but then run into one of the stalls to take a piss. We know why you're doing it, pinkydick.
I don't think I've ever used the urinal in my life. The reason I choose to take a leak in private is the same reason we all choose to take a dump in private. I fail to see the difference.

The worst thing is when you spend a little more time than the usual guy washing your hands/touching up your hair in the mirror and the guy at the urinal thinks you're looking at him because "˜gay guys loiter around public toilets'. Seriously, do us all a favour, piss in a private space.

Originally Posted by Sesame Seed

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I don’t think I’ve ever used the urinal in my life. The reason I choose to take a leak in private is the same reason we all choose to take a dump in private. I fail to see the difference. The worst thing is when you spend a little more time than the usual guy washing your hands/touching up your hair in the mirror and the guy at the urinal thinks you’re looking at him because ‘gay guys loiter around public toilets’. Seriously, do us all a favour, piss in a private space.
You have some serious issues dude. It isn't other people, it really is just you. In some of the third world countries I've been to, you just piss into a round cauldron type thing or a big trough. The only reason people looked at ******* was because I was the only blonde white person they've ever seen that wasn't some kind of a relief worker or an actor in a movie. I don't get people's embarrassment. If I'm peeing and someone wants to look, fine. They're the one who looks strange. At night clubs with the water walls I'm never nervous. I'm not packing a howitzer. I assume no one's looking and if they are, no one's ever said anything insulting so who gives a ****.

At college football games I piss in a big trough. Usually drunk so I don't care. But every now and then I get weirded out by dudes who take the low boy urinal next to me. I think it's more because everyone I work with weirds me out regardless of where we are standing, dicks in hand or otherwise.

Originally Posted by SField

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You have some serious issues dude. It isn't other people, it really is just you.

No, I don't think so. The particular public toilets I'm talking about have a mirror opposite the urinals. They're awkward as ****. I'm merely saying none of this would be an issue if we were to retreat to separate cubicles with our full bladders.

Originally Posted by SField

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You have some serious issues dude. It isn't other people, it really is just you.
+1. Secret narcissistic persecution complexes FTW! Reminds me of middle school when guys would have an empty seat between their next male friend when going to the movies, or when guys would change in the stalls in the locker room before practice. Grow up... nobody really cares about your body, and 99% of you guys are NOT attractive to gay men. Seriously... get over yourselves... we 're not looking at you. Unless you look like teh Ronallldo. Unrelated... there have been some pretty fascinating studies about the concept of both "privacy" and "personal space" throughout history and various cultures. Of course, it's our contemporary western culture that is the most prudish and hysterically frightened about our bodies. The very concept of such privacy doesn't really even exist in many places (as SField notes above)

Do I have low standards if I find (even) more than 1% of women attractive, pointy knees not withstanding?

Originally Posted by rach2jlc

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+1. Secret narcissistic persecution complexes FTW! Reminds me of middle school when guys would have an empty seat between their next male friend when going to the movies, or when guys would change in the stalls in the locker room before practice. Grow up... nobody really cares about your body, and 99% of you guys are NOT attractive to gay men. Seriously... get over yourselves... we 're not looking at you. Unless you look like teh Ronallldo.

Unrelated... there have been some pretty fascinating studies about the concept of both "privacy" and "personal space" throughout history and various cultures. Of course, it's our contemporary western culture that is the most prudish and hysterically frightened about our bodies. The very concept of such privacy doesn't really even exist in many places (as SField notes above)

But... this is styleforum, where everyone is gorgeous, built, rich, and has a 10 inch dick.

Srsly though, I mean, I don't know if I believe your 99% thing. I probably wouldn't be attracted to most of the random women in any random locker room but I'd still be looking at all their ****. Is there a difference?

Originally Posted by origenesprit

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Is there a difference?
Yes. While most of you guys think, to a gay man, you all look like this: In reality, you look like this:

when I was a freshmen in HS I made the varsity baseball team. the older varsity guys were pissed and turned off the main hot water in the communal showers after practice.

I was thinking: "nice I'm alone, now I can shower and wash my taint and ass thoroughly in private (i hated wearing a cup)". started the shower then felt the ice cold water started... the guys ran in grabbed me totally nekkid and then threw me into the girls locker room.

i have to admit, a future miss america contestant, and her hot friends all saw my ice cold water shrunken penor - plus i was only 15 and still on the voice crackin/light dusting of pubic hair/ dimension of puberty.

as to the OP's question: i only really notice old guys and their old reaaaallly low hanging sacs.... its really sad... like looking at a sad old dying bloodhound.

Originally Posted by rach2jlc

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Yes.

While most of you guys think, to a gay man, you all look like this:

Well that's more or less a picture of me, except my hair is a bit straighter.

But my point was that I'd still be checking out the merchandise on everything that wasn't 80 years old and 200 pounds.

Originally Posted by origenesprit

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But my point was that I'd still be checking out the merchandise on everything that wasn't 80 years old and 200 pounds.

That's why your team fills us with bewildered, revolted dread.

Originally Posted by rach2jlc

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That's why your team fills us with bewildered, revolted dread.

Got it!