"I think your fear of pink says much more than our willingness to wear it" How very true. These days, I'm not too sure what it means to look "gay" anyway; presumably you mean effeminate, but really, who cares? There are things far worse (perhaps looking like a transvestite). I recognize that the comments about the States are tongue in cheek (pardon the pun?) but having previously lived many years in Europe, I recall herds of London club-goers being decked out in form fitting shirts with eye blistering colors that would give a peacock a migraine. The strange thing, I thought they looked pretty cool. But then again, I was the guy with the pink shirt. Wait.... Hold on, do you think that smily by the bar is gay:
(what do think he's doing?). Oh hell, don't look now, but I think his friend is checking you out:
. Was that a... .
. There it is again, yeah, yeah, definite interest. Oh shit, he's coming to talk to you
, and that must be his boyfriend, cause he looks pissed
. Look, I don't want any trouble, let's just move to the door and, whoops... did I bump into you
, wait a second are you..
. Oh, I knew it... it was your idea to come here in the first place. You and that....that.... that...pink shirt of yours.