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post #76 of 130
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post
you do understand there's a good chance this lady probably won't ever ask someone to ice her butthole for a long time if at all.

yeah, I feel pretty bad.
post #77 of 130
Awww...where's your sense of adventure?

She sounds a bit kinky. Who knows what sort of interesting things she could've introduced you to?
post #78 of 130
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Originally Posted by SField View Post
yeah, I feel pretty bad.
Don't be too hard on yourself ... you can't help your lack of interest in the flipside ... or can you? Some claim it's an acquired taste. Be that as it may ... given her proclivities ... I'd imagine she bounced back fairly quickly.
post #79 of 130
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Originally Posted by darnelled View Post
Awww...where's your sense of adventure?

She sounds a bit kinky. Who knows what sort of interesting things she could've introduced you to?

I imagine field could easily wring a rimjob in return
post #80 of 130
Did deep-throating exist (widely) before porn? If not, then porn has definitely not ruined my sex life.
post #81 of 130
^ tell your boyfriend you don't want to
post #82 of 130
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Originally Posted by Master Milano View Post
^ tell your boyfriend you don't want to
Perhaps the boyfriend will "make" him do it ... and things might really get interesting.

While I'm not a fan of Madonna ... I am a fan of the lyrics to Hanky Panky:

Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind,
I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.


Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
Before I get too cranky, you better...


Chorus: Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.
Oooo.

Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
'Cause I don't like a big softie, [no], I like someone mean and bossy,
Let me speak to you frankly, you better...


(Chorus)
Oooo, yeah.

Spoken: What about? Yeah. That's an interesting...
Oooo.
My bottom hurts just thinking about it.


She wants you to] Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
[She needs you to] Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me [Don't thank her], you better...


(Chorus)

[Hanky panky] Oooh, yeah
[Good spanky] Get the picture?
[Don't wanna cry, I just wanna]


That's the way I came into this world,
The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl."
He gave me a spanky and I started to smile,
So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it.
Yeah.


[Hanky panky, good spanky, don't wanna cry, I just wanna]


The black & blue is just for fun. Fellows ... life it too short to be dull.
post #83 of 130
About 99% of porn is completely brain dead. It is to sex what professional wrestling is to sports. Watching a coked up slut pretend to enjoy ridiculously fake sex isn't my idea of a good time.

The combination of a Victoria's secret catalog and my own imagination is better than porn.
post #84 of 130
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Originally Posted by LeeReynolds View Post
About 99% of porn is completely brain dead. It is to sex what professional wrestling is to sports. Watching a coked up slut pretend to enjoy ridiculously fake sex isn't my idea of a good time.

The combination of a Victoria's secret catalog and my own imagination is better than porn.
If you need the Victoria's Secret catalogue ... that's too much of a crutch! My imigination is MUCH better.
post #85 of 130
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Originally Posted by LeeReynolds View Post
About 99% of porn is completely brain dead. It is to sex what professional wrestling is to sports. Watching a coked up slut pretend to enjoy ridiculously fake sex isn't my idea of a good time.

hey! porn stars are people too! with feelings! and bleach assholes.
post #86 of 130
I don't have much scheduled for today. It's a good day for a... a white asshole?
post #87 of 130
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Originally Posted by Eason View Post
I don't have much scheduled for today. It's a good day for a...

a white asshole?

Billy Idol reference.
post #88 of 130
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Originally Posted by Eason View Post
I don't have much scheduled for today. It's a good day for a...

a white asshole?
Eason, I've really learned to like you.
post #89 of 130
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
Billy Idol reference.
Photographer Elisabeth Sunday shot both of us ... at separate times ... but in the same location. The third photograph was taken in quite a different location.

Billy:


Yours truly (taken many many years near 29 Palms):


Another of my favorites:
post #90 of 130
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Originally Posted by RSS View Post
My photographer did his photograph.

He only had one?
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