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post #46 of 95
the whole thread
post #47 of 95
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Originally Posted by EvilFish View Post
I think you seriously need to reevaluate your life if you're stopping to put shoe trees in your shoes in these situations.
Vibrating shoe trees may be the answer.
post #48 of 95
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Man Of Lint View Post
Vibrating shoe trees may be the answer.

post #49 of 95
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Originally Posted by trader View Post
i've turned down chances to go back to a girl's place because just the thought of my allen edmonds without shoetrees causes ED

best post of the day.
post #50 of 95
This place never ceases to amaze me.
post #51 of 95
Can't you just put your shoe trees in when you are done? I mean really is 5minutes with no trees in going to hurt your shoes?
post #52 of 95
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Originally Posted by JeffsWood View Post
Can't you just put your shoe trees in when you are done? I mean really is 5minutes with no trees in going to hurt your shoes?

way to steal my joke!
post #53 of 95
why don't you just use a condom so that you can fake an orgasm if necessary to get those shoe trees in within the "critical timeframe"
post #54 of 95
I wish I had thought of this when I was single. I would have carried my trees with me on all dates to send the message that we're either having sex or going bowling.
post #55 of 95
Any good date includes both,
post #56 of 95
Five star thread.

The only way to make it better, is to ask the PF members who are currently duking it out in the Herpes wallet thread to contribute here.

"Hold on, I need to put in my shoe trees."
"Go ahead, I was going to unload and put my purse in a dust cover anyhow ..."
post #57 of 95
Why did I wait so long to read this?

5 stars.
post #58 of 95
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Originally Posted by Fraiche View Post
Nothing says romance like "Sorry babe, let me rub this down with some Renovateur first."

I lol'ed

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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Again I lol'ed

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Originally Posted by Master Squirrel View Post
Why did I wait so long to read this?

5 stars.

+1
post #59 of 95
Thread Starter 
I have a date tomorrow night...
post #60 of 95
try a tie, cufflinks and Panta pants. forget the whole OCD thing about putting stuff away carefully, just getting all that OFF will take enough time to kill the mood.
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