Originally Posted by edmorel
TC probably walks around with a tub of Ben Gay/Icy Hot anyway, so he's covered.
I hope that TC tells that corn nut story, where he's eating corn nuts during a staff meeting.
He palms a mouthful, emptying thme into his mouth while a subordinate points one of those laser thingys at the projection screen, when [crack!] TC spits out a broken tooth in front of his staff.
When an astonished junior attorney yells out, "Oh my god, Mr. TC, doesn't that hurt?" TC deftly reaches into his mouth, yanks out his dentures, places them on the table, and responds calmly with a lisp, "Nope," and then drinks his Dr. Pepper (left open earlier that morning at room temperature by TC's secretary so all the fizz is gone, the way he likes it the most.)
I think that I have that right. Corrections welcome.