This thread has really revived my love for the Simpsons. It's been on for so long that you kind of forget how absolutely great (most of) it is. I've just been reading quotes online all morning....
"Only who can prevent forest fires? You have pressed "˜You' referring to me, that is Incorrect, the correct answer is YOU"
Lionel Hutz was ALWAYS good for some funny shit:
"But your card says 'no money down'" Oh they screwed that all up...
Judge: Mr. Hutz w've been in here for four hours. Do you have any evidence at all?
Hutz: Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds